Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

My GPS shows "time to arrival". I see "time to beat".

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[HoosierDaddy]

Since I developed a foot fetish, I'm lack toes intolerant.

 

[lacanteen]

Since I developed a foot fetich, I'm lack toes intolerant.

 

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You never actually clean up a mess, you simply relocate it somewhere else.

 

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Pop-up ads have been replaced by pop-ups telling you to stop blocking pop-ups.

 

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Failure is spelling a word so badly that there are no spell-check suggestions.

 

[Sivi70980]

Failure is spelling a word so badly that there are no spell-check suggestions.

I fail a lot…

 

[lacanteen]

Trans women are x-men.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Trans women are x-men.

The opposite of Bengals.

 

[Sivi70980]

Trans women are x-men.

Disney+ has all the 90’s X-men cartoon episodes. Best ever!

 

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Drinking an energy drink and doing nothing boosts a person’s laziness.

 

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The concept of money not being able to buy happiness is a lie, because you can buy a dog.

 

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We laugh at big dogs that are afraid of small dogs, then freak out and run away whenever there is a bee around.

 

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If a business has invested in a permanent “Now Hiring” sign, you probably don’t want to work there.

 

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No one can easily find out that today is actually a Monday, we’ve just been trusting that someone has been keeping count since the first one.

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