Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

A baby dressed up as an old person is funny. An old person dressed up as a baby is terrifying.

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[HoosierDaddy]

A baby dressed up as an old person is funny. An old person dressed up as a baby is terrifying.

So, what genre is "the Curious Case of Benjamin Button?"

 

[lacanteen]

You don’t have to disguise a dog pill in peanut butter, just “accidentally” drop it and act as if you want it.

 

[lacanteen]

You know you’re an adult when you host a BBQ and have more beer at the end than you did at the beginning.

 

[lacanteen]

If race horses could comprehend that winning would lead to a life of leisure and sex, they would probably run even faster.

 

[lacanteen]

There are people who stand outside of their car smoking because they value their upholstery more than their lungs.

 

[lacanteen]

The people making fun of millennials for not knowing how to use a rotary phone are the same people who didn’t know how to set the time on their VCR.

 

[lacanteen]

Although set in the Great Barrier Reef, none of the fish in 'Finding Nemo' had Australian accents.

 

[lacanteen]

With some people, it's immediately obvious that their gene pool is one of them above ground ones.

 

[oneheadlite]

...anyone else ever notice that sometimes people will warn you that
they are going to tell you a lie??

They'll say; "now you're not gonna believe this, but..............................."

 

[lacanteen]

Thirty years ago we were worried about destroying trees, so we switched to plastic grocery bags instead of paper. Let that sink in.

 

[lacanteen]

When a woman says “5 minutes”, think 5 minutes left in the fourth quarter of a football game and both teams still have all their timeouts.

 

[lacanteen]

Optimism: Realizing that you are closer to being a millionaire than Bill Gates.

 

[lacanteen]

The difficulty of holding in your pee is inversely proportionate to the distance between you and the toilet.

 

[lacanteen]

Some people never realize that in some arguments the best way to win is to not participate..

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