Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we are born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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[HoosierDaddy]

I think its sexist that nobody ever asks if Santa's carpet matches the drapes.

 

[ICU812]

If you take the space out of "The IRS" you get THEIRS

 

[lacanteen]

Knowledge is knowing that you can carry all of the groceries in at once. Wisdom is making multiple trips so that by the time you are done, other family members have put away most of the groceries.

 

[Sivi70980]

Knowledge is knowing that you can carry all of the groceries in at once. Wisdom is making multiple trips so that by the time you are done, other family members have put away most of the groceries.

Sounds like the same world where the cook doesn't do the dishes. I'd love to live there haha!

 

[ICU812]

Knowledge is knowing that you can carry all of the groceries in at once. Wisdom is making multiple trips so that by the time you are done, other family members have put away most of the groceries.

reality is offen disappointing

 

[Sivi70980]

reality is offen disappointing

While mostly true there are those occasions when it's better. Like the first time ever hearing that Coyote start up in person.

 

[ICU812]

Ford needs to add owners the option to add a 10 seconds sound clip to each driving mode.
Putting it into sport + mode and having the begining of "I can't drive 55" would be epic.
Track mode. "gimmie fuel , gimmie fire, gimmie all that I desire"
Today's useless random thought.

 

[IPOGT]

If anyone here worked at Flat Rock on the assembly line, would you own a Mustang or be sick of seeing them?

 

[The Demon]

2% of the population masturbates.

The other 98% are liars.

 

[lacanteen]

People growing up today will never know the horror that is the sound of your favorite cassette tape being eaten in the player.

 

[Sivi70980]

People growing up today will never know the horror that is the sound of your favorite cassette tape being eaten in the player.

Especially when you had to wait for the song you recorded to play on the radio. That always sucked so bad. Trying futilely to "fix" it rolling it back up while looking at all the creased ribbon. Oh the memories haha! But a Walkman never skipped like a Discman would.

 

[lacanteen]

Why do we pronounce the “G” in “signature” but not in “sign”?

 

[lacanteen]

I bet giraffes don’t even know what a fart smells like

 

[lacanteen]

A lot of people cry when they cut onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond with them.

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