Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

It takes Dominos 30 minutes or less to make, bake and deliver a pizza but it takes 2 hours for a pharmacist to take 30 pills out of a big bottle and put them in a smaller one.

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[lacanteen]

There’s a type of person who will take only one slice of pizza in case there isn’t enough for everyone, and a type who will take three slices for the same reason.

 

[lacanteen]

Refrigerator magnets are memes for old people.

 

[lacanteen]

If aliens landed on earth today half of us would think it’s an April fools joke and the other half would think it’s the second coming.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Have you ever realized you've really f'ed up your life and wonder if you might be better off if your identity was stolen?

 

[Sivi70980]

Most freeway driving is cutting in front of someone else. Yet we don’t stand for any line cutting when not in our cars...

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Most freeway driving is cutting in front of someone else. Yet we don’t stand for any line cutting when not in our cars...

No mystery. A fist is ineffective on safety glass.

 

[lacanteen]

How soon after getting up is it OK to take a nap?

 

[lacanteen]

If sat is the past tense of sit, then fat is the past tense of fit.

 

[Sivi70980]

If sat is the past tense of sit, then fat is the past tense of fit.

This tracks

 

[lacanteen]

Representatives of the public (Governors, Senators, etc.) should be paid the average salary of the nation/state they are in to give them an incentive to improve living standards.

 

[lacanteen]

I wish I could be ugly for just one day..............because being it every day is exhausting.

 

[1emglenn]

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Try three minutes as a boxer!

 

[1emglenn]

Representatives of the public (Governors, Senators, etc.) should be paid the average salary of the nation/state they are in to give them an incentive to improve living standards.

Why not minimum wage? Especially considering the amount of real work they do.

 

[lacanteen]

Remember having to put your head down on your desk with the lights out as a punishment in school as a kid? That would be awesome as an adult.

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