Random thoughts.......................

[HoosierDaddy]

You can substitute Miranda rights for wedding vows. Verbatim.

That's why everyone should write their own.

Oh, and NEVER let anyone video the vows! Before smart phones, a friend of mine and her husband decided to renew (or whatever you call it) and they both wrote their own vows which I saw before the ceremony. His were mostly a long series of yada yada only you. Don't know if nervous or devious but he left out the word ONLY in each one and I had it on "tape" (remember that). She didn't notice but I'm still getting regular payments for silence.

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[samd1351]

My wife made it a point to have the word "obey" removed our vows. Well, at least her half of them.

 

[lacanteen]

Walmart should consider installing bars with an observation deck so we could people watch.

 

[I Bleed Ford Blue]

Just look for "the people of Walmart" on YouTube, close enough.

 

[lacanteen]

A fly flying through a fart must be like a human driving past a paper mill.

 

[IPOGT]

See this one i don't get, I've only ever bought hot dogs in packs of 8. Where are these mythical 10 packs?

At least on Long Island, we drive on parkways and park in driveways. Puzzling.

 

[20ducks]

Someday, I would like to be able to roll my eyes totally backwards to see what my brain looks like in action. Someday.

 

[lacanteen]

Since the iPhone X has facial recognition, I'm sure that some women that use heavy makeup get locked out of their own phone.

 

[lacanteen]

There is no clear understanding on how olive oil loses its virginity

 

[shogun32]

There is no clear understanding on how olive oil loses its virginity

course ground black pepper, a spoonful of pesto...

 

[lacanteen]

Being around someone who has resolved to stop swearing is like watching a child learn to walk. You want them to succeed but it’s usually funnier if they fail.

 

[lacanteen]

Losing your virginity greatly reduces the odds of being a human sacrifice.

 

[lacanteen]

Your belly button is just your original mouth.

 

[Briebee72]

You can't run in a campground, you can only ran in one. why? cause its past tents.

 

[lacanteen]

The plus side of spilling your coffee on yourself is it still wakes you up.

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