Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

USB sounds like a backup plan in case the USA fails.

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[lacanteen]

Hydrogen is super flammable. Oxygen is an accelerant. Together they form a liquid that's really good at putting out fires.

 

[lacanteen]

They should have a “this one sucks” return pile for shopping carts.

 

[lacanteen]

The bigger your shoes the bigger your manhood, the bigger your car the smaller your manhood. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.

 

[lacanteen]

Vanilla is universally associated with "plain" despite being its own unique flavor.

 

[lacanteen]

Public bathrooms have hands free flushing, soap, water, and paper towels… so why don’t most of them have hands free doors?

 

[lacanteen]

Somewhere in the world there is someone who just threw their yogurt container in the sink and the spoon in the trash.

 

[lacanteen]

That sound of something falling inside the cupboard you just closed? That's the sound of someone else's problem.

 

[lacanteen]

There should be a calorie refund for things that didn't taste a good as you expected.

 

[lacanteen]

The Calzone was definitely invented by someone that dropped the pizza on the floor on the way to bake it.

 

[lacanteen]

What do people in China call their good dishes?

 

[Bikeman315]

What do people in China call their good dishes?

That's easy......

 

[oneheadlite]

...are 'sugar free' sugar wafers an oxymoron????????

 

[lacanteen]

They should paint a line on the road where you’ll safely make it through a yellow light if you’re traveling the speed limit.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

They should paint a line on the road where you’ll safely make it through a yellow light if you’re traveling the speed limit.

Sure. No kids like I was would ever paint extra stripes twice as far from the intersection.

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