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I got one better. Go to the doc for checkup. The pulse-ox dongle gets put on everybody's finger. Never (or rarely) cleaned. The blood pressure cuff that goes directly on my skin. Never cleaned. the bulb the nurse is touching - never cleaned. The stethescope the doctor put against my skin in 8 different locations, oh he wiped that with the same wet paper towel he dried his hands with.

But you know, we're all gonna die of inhaled Covid virus particles...

4 pages on this thread and *nobody* has looked in the mirror and invoked Jack Handy?
Wait no more.......

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Who or what are the characters in the “wanted...” photo?

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Who or what are the characters in the “wanted...” photo?

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Your mom. Just kidding. Sorry, that was the first thing that came to mind. But, I've been sitting on on the deck amd I'm on my sixth tequila and second beer so... Thank god for auto correct or this post would be complete gibberish
 

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I'm sorry, all I heard was 'challenge' :crackup: . You also must also forgive me for trying to convey the same meaning with a bit more elegance of phrasing. Here, same exact sentence, without the ambiguity when in written form:

"There are three /toÍžo/'s (to's or two's or too's) in the English language"

I'll show myself out.
English Major huh? Most in College are that or philosophy majors these days.
 
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I got in touch with my inner self this morning. No more single ply toilet paper will be purchased no matter how cheap it is.
 
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You are in a relationship with 2 beautiful girls in which you live 20 kilometers away from each girl. For this story, let’s say they are Shelby and Carol. Shelby lives to the East and Carol lives to the West. The 3 of you agree to this relationship on the basis that you visit each girl by alternating weekends. You have no car and must take public transportation, the “Wedway PeopleMover” (WP). You tell them that you will leave every Friday right after work. Walk straight over to the WP pickup station and take the first available WP. Unfortunately you cannot give the girls a time of arrival, as your boss let’s you go for the day at random. Fortunately, the WP has transportation for both the East and the West and both the Eastbound and Westbound WP’s run every 20 minutes at your pickup station. The Eastbound gets you safely to Shelby’s residence, and the Westbound gets you to Carol’s residence. After about 6 months into the relationship, Shelby is complaining that she is only with you once for every five weekends. You are confused and must question what is happening with the way the WP Transit Authority is conducting business. You suspect a scheme, scam, or perhaps something sinister. What is happening?

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You are in a relationship with 2 beautiful girls in which you live 20 kilometers away from each girl. For this story, let’s say they are Shelby and Carol. Shelby lives to the East and Carol lives to the West. The 3 of you agree to this relationship on the basis that you visit each girl by alternating weekends. You have no car and must take public transportation, the “Wedway PeopleMover” (WP). You tell them that you will leave every Friday right after work. Walk straight over to the WP pickup station and take the first available WP. Unfortunately you cannot give the girls a time as your boss let’s you go for the day randomly. Fortunately, the WP has transportation for both the East and the West and both the Eastbound and Westbound WP’s run every 20 minutes at your pickup station. The Eastbound gets you safely to Shelby’s residence, and the Westbound gets you to Carol’s residence. After about 6 months into the relationship, Shelby is complaining that she is only with you once for every five weekends. You are confused and must question what is happening with the way the WP Transit Authority is conducting business. You suspect a scheme, scam, or perhaps something sinister. What is happening?

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carol has bigger tits.
 

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You are in a relationship with 2 beautiful girls in which you live 20 kilometers away from each girl. For this story, let’s say they are Shelby and Carol. Shelby lives to the East and Carol lives to the West. The 3 of you agree to this relationship on the basis that you visit each girl by alternating weekends. You have no car and must take public transportation, the “Wedway PeopleMover” (WP). You tell them that you will leave every Friday right after work. Walk straight over to the WP pickup station and take the first available WP. Unfortunately you cannot give the girls a time of arrival, as your boss let’s you go for the day at random. Fortunately, the WP has transportation for both the East and the West and both the Eastbound and Westbound WP’s run every 20 minutes at your pickup station. The Eastbound gets you safely to Shelby’s residence, and the Westbound gets you to Carol’s residence. After about 6 months into the relationship, Shelby is complaining that she is only with you once for every five weekends. You are confused and must question what is happening with the way the WP Transit Authority is conducting business. You suspect a scheme, scam, or perhaps something sinister. What is happening?

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The first available happens to be one direction more often than the other.
 
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The first available happens to be one direction more often than the other.
Close, both Eastbound and Westbound run every 20 minutes but the mystery is in the timing. If the Westbound arrives every hour on the hour and the following 20 minute intervals and the Eastbound arrives 4 minutes after the hour and the following 20 minute intervals, then there will be only a total 12 minute interval per hour that you will get the Eastbound, one fifth chance. :like:
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