Insults

[WildHorse]

Just say "well at least I'm not pinned down by a money hungry gold digging bitch of a wife & a couple rugrats that I'll be putting a 5'er into their g string in 10 years." That usually shuts them the f*ck up.

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[Redemptory]

If you sit back and think about it, it's always the guys with sh*tboxes that hate on mustangs. My friend hates my car to death, guess what he drives; a 1993 Mazda MX-5. So yeah, I don't make a huge deal out of it lol.

 

[sw686blue]

That's kinda funny cause honestly I've seen FAR more GFs/wives in the passenger seat of a Prius than a mustang. In fact I've seen far more woman driving a mustang.

No hate just saying lol.

I've had tons of hotties ask for a ride in my mustang. No one asks for a ride in a fucking Prius.

 

[Qcman17]

When I had my Camaro SS I took it into work on a rare Friday as it like the GT was never driven daily to work etc. The office ladies were really digging the car & then a dude I worked with pops up and says that the car screamed mid-life crisis. I replied yeah & your Hyundai screams you're all dead inside LOL. The gals thought that was a pretty good comeback.

 

[GDP]

I've had tons of hotties ask for a ride in my mustang. No one asks for a ride in a fucking Prius.

Maybe I'm just ugly then lol.

Also some of you are really bitter lol.

 

[OldPhart]

Hi - It’s all part of a long history of rivalries. Back in the ‘60s people would ask if my GTO stood for Gas Tires and Oil. When I was a youngster spending summers at our lake cottage it was “Get an Evinrude” when you saw somebody yanking the pull-cord on their Mercury or Johnson outboard motor that wouldn’t start easily. Power boaters call sailboaters “Blow Boaters” and their retort is “Power Polluters”. How about “When are you going to get rid of that “Fix Or Repair Daily” piece of junk”. I’m sure many of you can add to this list of inter rivalry insults. Most of the time they’re tongue-in-cheek remarks and the rest are from a-holes...Bruce

P.S. I have only had compliments, a lot related to the color.

 

[sw686blue]

Maybe I'm just ugly then lol.

Also some of you are really bitter lol.

Who's bitter?

 

[Roman]

Today I drove down a fairly residential street with a big park on one side and a stop sign at every block. I had it in Sport mode and would goose it from each stop, then let the RPMs drop on the way to the next. Some men and women turned their heads. Every kid turned their head.

No one turns their head to look at a Tacoma.

 

[rocky5517]

Ask him if he's talking like that because maybe it's "that time of the month"?

 

[OldPhart]

Hi - A couple of replies to snarky comments : “Are you always like this or are you just having a bad day?” & “That remark is lower than a snake’s ass in a wagon track in Death Valley Mister”. If they are truly being mean spirited and you don’t care if they get pissed at you, say “What part of your inflated self importance makes you think I give a shit about your opinion.” Or, if you think they might be a little lower on the evolutionary chain “Why don’t you go practice the ancient art of rectal-cranial inversion (stick your head up your ass) and then take a big deep breath”. That will leave them staring off into space in confusion and meanwhile you can make your escape. You usually don’t want to mess with this type, particularly the ones with a size 44 shirt and size 4 hat... Bruce

 

[bluebeastsrt]

When I had my Camaro SS I took it into work on a rare Friday as it like the GT was never driven daily to work etc. The office ladies were really digging the car & then a dude I worked with pops up and says that the car screamed mid-life crisis. I replied yeah & your Hyundai screams you're all dead inside LOL. The gals thought that was a pretty good comeback.

Wow As soon as you mentioned Camaro. I thought you were going to say the dude walked up and asked you for a date.






















I kid.

 

[kluke15]

he drives the most feminine truck on the market soo...

 

[Shadow277]

he drives the most feminine truck on the market soo...

I thought that was a VW Bug convertible?

 

[2morrow]

Just walk away. This person seems like an adolescent child.

 

[Jmtoast]

I’ve never had anyone insult my car. I get dirty looks from the snooty types in Mercedes SUV’s when I goose the exhaust.

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