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Not sure how I feel about this. The only certitude I have is that a GT3RS and a GT350R would be the combination of kings.

My two cents:

Do you want to drive the piss out of a car? GT350R.

Do you want fellow car guys to ogle? Purple GT3RS.

You want both? A fucking honeybee looking, motherfucking GT350R with track rash.
 

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So does this mean we are never going to see the video?
Yes the Video, well here it is in written form then a producer re-wrote it for screen play....I had a problem publishing it because of a certain hotel it was being filmed at would not sign a release, w/o their Atty's approval which I never got and do not want to re film it...long story call me and I will fill anyone who cares in.... YELLOW GT350 R
(OPENING SEEN)

Tall Skinny older billionaire gentlemen (DADDY) gets out of his Rolls Royce while walking with a obvious looking young gay son named (NEIL) with a small dog in his hands. (DADDY) is dress in a nice suit and son,(NEIL) is dress in a very mod feminine looking out fit with pink and light blue colors. The male dog (DICKY) is dressed in a pink sweater. (NEIL) has a Louis Vuitton bag with him. (DADDY) and (NEIL) are walking up on a gentleman (Xbanker) setting in a lawn chair on a Cosmetology Community College Campus, leaning on the back legs of the chair. (Xbanker) is reading a "CAR and DRIVER" mag. There is a sign on the ground next to him that says "FREE ADVICE" from a X-Stock Broker. The sign says "GET OUT OF THE MARKET NOW"

(DADDY) says to (NEIL);
"That's him"

(NEIL) Rudely says;
" Well (DADDY), a out of work Stock Broker and a bum look a lot alike"

(Xbanker) looks up at (NEIL), scans him up and down then smiles then looks at (DADDY) and gets serious look, and says;
"What the hell do you two want?"

(DADDY) Authoritatively say's;
" For you to get off your butt and except a real challenge.".....

2 (SEEN)
(DADDY) , (NEIL), (Xbanker) are walking in a parking lot.

(Xbanker) matter of a factly says;
"Now driving to 2.5 miles and back in 5 minutes is no problem, but this route is in town with 3 stop lights, which if not hit right would add 45 second timing on each one of them, which means that I would have to AVG 135 MPH in the city limits, that called"speeding" and that's against the law

(NEIL) Breaks in and sarcastically says;
"Well it sounds like you are just a little scared !!"...

(Xbanker ) say;
"That's great psychology, why don't you just say something bad about my sister..."

(NEIL) Immediately starts to say;
"Your sister is so....."

(DADDY) Immediately breaks in and says to the banker;
"What do you make giving free advice to strangers?

(Xbanker) Just stares at him like it is none of his business.

(DADDY) says;
"How would you like to make $100,000 for getting my son (Bobby) who graduates from cosmetology school tomorrow, a fresh, Venti, hot vanilla caramel macchiato from Starbuck"

(Xbanker) Not convinced yet says;
"Now wait a second why do you want that coffee so bad?

(NEIL) immediately says;
"Because he's thirsty..Silly-boy"

(DADDY) says;
"Well NEIL's twin (Bobby) is graduating from cosmetology school tomorrow at 4pm, and when he does I want to celebrate in style"

(Xbanker) says;
"Well let me see your cash"

(DADDY) immediately with indignation says;
" Why..I'm one of the richest oil men in Texas, My words are good as gold !..."

(Xbanker ) Just stares for a uncomfortably long time.....until finally....

(DADDY) says;
"Okay Son show him the money"
(NEIL) opens the Luis Vuitton bag, and exposes tens of thousands of dollars.

(Xbanker) says;
"Okay let's see.... I will need the money for the coffee.."
(DADDY) nods to (NEIL) and say;
"Okay son go ahead..."

(NEIL) Pulls out a $5 dollar bill and gives it to the (Xbanker)

(Xbankers) says;
"I will need money for a new car....you know ....to go get the coffee"

(NEIL) Looks to his daddy and nods his head in approval. (NEIL) pulls out $70,000 and hands it to the (Xbanker)

(Xbanker) says " speedy than that, oh and there will be a "ADM" on the car...."

(NEIL) Starts to make a irritated sound..And says;
"I would like to spank your butt just once"..
Then with a quick body movements...hands him $10,000 more...

(Xbanker ) says;
"There's a Higher "ADM" than that.." and then smiles...
(NEIL) Gives him $10,000 more dollars, then closes the bags as if to say no more money..

3(SEEN)

(Xbanker) Arrives at Bob Tome Ford in McKinney and walks up the steps and is greeted by a saleman .
(Xbanker) says;

"Are you Jesus?
The sales man correct the pronunciation of his name.
(Saleman) says;
"You have the money?

(Xbanker) opens a Luis Vuitton bag and says;
"70K plus your big ADM.."

(Saleman) says;
"Perfect let me show you the car, we got it all cleaned up and ready to go...its right out that door..."

(Xbanker) opens the door and the Yellow GT350R is setting outside looking beautiful. (Xbanker) opens it and starts the car and the sound is great !!

4 (SEEN)

At the cosmetology college campus, the (Xbanker) meets (Daddy), and (Neil). Then (Neil) gets a call from his friend that his Twin's name just got called and that (Bobby) would be out in 5 minutes to meet them.

(Daddy) gets his stop watch out and says to the (Xbanker);
"Go you got 5 minutes.."

(Xbanker) Takes off out of the parking lot like a bat out of hell..

5 (SEEN)

HOT girl wearing a sexy outfit (possible lead; Alderman) is arguing with a couple of shady "fake modeling agents" in a nice office building in the lobby area. (Intercontinental hotel ) These (agents) are trying to convince (Hot girl) to fly to Russia or China for a modeling job, that is paying a lot of money.

(Hot girl) says to the agents;
"I am not going to fly out of the country without knowing who is I am suppose to working for and what is required.

(Fake Agents) says;
" You have to go, we have already booked your fly..

(Hot girl) says
" That's your problem, you should of ask me first if I would go...."

(Fake Agents) says;
"Let's go talk to our boss and you can explain it to him"

The agents attempted to grab her, but she fled.
(Hot girl) insistently says;
" I'm not talking to anyone .."

(Hot girl) Runs out the door and toward the street and the (agents) run after her.

5 (SEEN)

(Xbanker) Is coming down the road in yellow R and sees this (Hot girl) HOT looking girl walking in the middle of the street. (Xbanker) stops just in the nick of time and the (Hot girl) opens the door of the R and gets in..

(Xbanker) says;
" Hey can I help you?....going some where?"

(Hot girl) Hot girls say sarcastically;
" Yes, does this car fly?"

(xbanker) says;
" Oh yeah.."


6 (SEEN)
(Xbanker) Steps on the gas and camera of the (Hot girls) face as she is jolted back in the seat. (Need sound clip off the internet of R spinning out. Need to locate two burn out lines, and do a fog or smoke then as the smoke pasts yellow R is down the road, showing the two long burn out lines)

7 (SEEN)

Inside the car the (Hot girl) looks over at the speed o meter and says "Why are you driving so fast?" ....

Just as (Xbanker) starts to talk..
(Hot girl) say " You late for judging a swim suit contest?

(Xbroker) Looks at her with a question mark and then smiles then says;
"No I'm going to get a coffee at Starbucks.."

Then immediately the (Hot girls) says;
"Oh I want a passion tea..."

The (Xbanker) then calls Star bucks and says;
"Honey I just place a order and wanted to add a large ice passion tea to it, oh , and if you could bring it out to the curb, I will be there in 1 minute and a $100 dollar tip is in it for you.."

Starbucks girl says;
"No problem !! See outside in 1 minute"


8 (SEEN)

As the yellow R come flying around the corner, there outside is the Star bucks girl with both drinks in hand. She hands the drinks to (Xbanker) and he hands her a crisp $100 dollar bill.

(Xbanker) says;
"Thank you honey keep the change"..

Then the (Xbanker) is off in a roar of the exhaust, and smoke..

9 (SEEN)
Camera is from the view of NEIL and Daddy looking at NEIL's twin (Bobby) walking out of the door with a graduation papers in hand smiling as big a person that won the lotto. At the same time hearing the roar of the R coming from down the road, then the yellow R comes into view.

NEIL says;
"Daddy your about to have day ruined".

The yellow R come flying around the corner and then to a sudden stop...
Getting out of the car is the (Xbanker) and the (Hot chick) with drinks in hand.

(Xbanker) looks at (NEIL) and asked;
"How much time do I have left?"

(NEIL) sadly says;
" 18 second"

(Xbanker) says;
"Hot damn ! where's my money?"

(NEIL) Hands over a OPEN, Luis Vutton bag full of cash to him.

(Xbroker) Looks at the cash and then the Twin and says;
"Oh I did not know that you have a twin sister"

Then Twin (Bobby), with long straight black hair with a mod mini skirt with legging on, turns around to get the coffee.

(Bobby) in a soft man's voice and says;
"He does not have a sister....

(Bobby) then smiles in a flirting way and says;
" Hi my name is Bobby...who are you?"

In the back ground is the sound of a Police siren growing louder .

(Xbanker) says;
"I got to go...thanks for the money it's been fun.!!"

(NEIL) says;
"How about another bet, double or nothing"

(Xbanker) says;
"No way.."

(Hot chick) says;
"Your on..."

(Neil) say's;
" Go up to Joe's crab shack and get me a double order of mountain oysters? .."

The yellow R quickly drive off in the distance with the roar of the exhaust as the Police pull into the parking lot.

A very heavy police officer gets out of the car and says in a Texan accent;

" Did you happen to see and Yellow GT350 R go past here?

The end...

NOw the sceen play below click on "free advice"
 

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Hey that's Peter (TRAK CAR), fellow rennlist member! Cool.
Yes it is, that's Pete's barney car.... and here he is tripoding at turn 10 or 13 iirc. Because Race Car. :thumbsup:

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Hey Don... if you're not going to track the RS, it'll be a dire waste. Don't buy it... so I can. :D
 

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Damn, that would of been enjoyable to watch! Thanks for sharing the storyline.

And why do the lawyers always gotta get in the way. :frusty:
 

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I plan on keeping my GT350 and going to hope to get lucky and be able to get one of the Ford GTs. I ordered a Focus ST to be my daily commuter. I think it would be cool to do my own Ford Performance photo shoot! LOL!
Whats the ordering process like for the new Ford GT?
How do you know Ford will sell you one?
 

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All the Ford GTs are already spoken for at least the first years production, pretty sure the allocated both years runs though.
 

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I was an original owner of a 05 Ford GT and submitted an application. So you are saying that all Ford GTs have been assigned a buyer. I find this hard to believe. But if you have facts then please explain.
From what I've read the process will start in July with email notifications and a waiting list to be developed. So by the end of August the process should be complete. Nobody on the Ford GT forum has been selected so far.
 
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Smokey and the Bandit...... I WAS going to get a custom plate here:

"SPDY CAR" - but thought that would either get my keyed or a ticket...
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