You know you drive a S550 Mustang when...

[Qcman17]

..............when one of your drive modes is "chick magnet".

.............. when a sweet thing like that sits on your hood & you tell her to GTFO before she scratches the paint

 

[GMONSTAH]

...people think, “What an a-hole” ‘cause they don’t have one.

 

[Sivi70980]

..............when one of your drive modes is "chick magnet".

This car has yet to attract a single female. Now guys on the other hand...

 

[Sivi70980]

...when you look back at her after parking and walking away...then look back again a few steps later.

 

[Sivi70980]

Sounds like it's set to "Dick-magnet". Your dealership can change that for you in the ECU.

The wife was joking about it the other day actually. She's amazed at the attention the car gets but laughs that it's all dudes.

 

[Biggins]

This car has yet to attract a single female. Now guys on the other hand...

I did get the attention of a ‘female’, but she had 4 teeth, stank of alcohol, and was homeless. Still...better than some.

 

[Michael_vroomvroom]

I did get the attention of a ‘female’, but she had 4 teeth, stank of alcohol, and was homeless. Still...better than some.

Mine was a presentable middle-aged woman who was talking excitedly as I was unlocking my car to get in. She went on saying sweet things for about half a minute. At least I'm pretty sure that is what she said, as unfortunately I don't yet understand Spanish, and at the end I could only manage a polite "gracias" as I got in the car.

Later on I was thinking she was probably an enthusiast and it was a pity I did not understand a word she said.

 

[WD Pro]

When you have ceratec in your watch list on Amazon ...

WD

 

[RBINCA]

...when you look back at her after parking and walking away...then look back again a few steps later.

+1

 

[Nate_V8]

...your bumpers/body panels don’t line up correctly, nor does the headliner lolz

Is this a thing? lol

 

[AceS550]

Is this a thing? lol

Sadly yes, mine and others have had the right side headlight to bumper gap and left A-pillar headliner gap. Some don’t notice it, OCD people like me do lolz.

 

[Tseg]

I grin ear to ear driving across town on 35 mph roads with the top down in Track exhaust mode... Fastest point to point Vehicle in town without breaking the speed limit. 80% of my driving is on 35mph roads and doubt tires make it to 20K miles.

 

[2017GBGTPP]

Your phone web browser looks like this...

 

[BB125]

Especially if it's a Corolla.

... Or an upscale SUV ... to which I utter "oh that's just adorable ... bye!"

 

[BB125]

... when your phone has as many pictures of your car as it has of your family