Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

-No debt
-Low body fat
-7-9 hours of sleep per night
-Good nutrition
-Zero alcohol

This was my peak. Also, I was 9 years old.

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[lacanteen]

You miss 100% of the naps you don't take.

 

[lacanteen]

I only drink a little, but I turn into another person and that person drinks a lot.

 

[lacanteen]

The bad news is that groceries are still expensive. The good news is that most of them aren't safe to eat anyway.

 

[lacanteen]

It's a great day to go outside and look at your phone.

 

[lacanteen]

I'm going to make an anti-bucket list which is all of the things I don't want to ever do again.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I'm going to make an anti-bucket list which is all of the things I don't want to ever do again.

Good idea because won't be long before you can't remember doing any of them, other than a bad current spouse.

 

[lacanteen]

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

 

[Timeless]

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

But Zombies do not get tired.....

 

[HoosierDaddy]

But Zombies do not get tired.....

How do you know the ones that told you that weren't lying?

 

[lacanteen]

Kale has negative calories because its caloric count is less than the energy expended puking it up.

 

[Timeless]

How do you know the ones that told you that weren't lying?

Are they smart enough to lie?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Are they smart enough to lie?

After much thought I realize its more a question of are they smarter than who they tell that.

Similar to running speed when a Grizzly charges you and a friend.

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