Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Did you ever meet someone and immediately understand why shampoo comes with directions?

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[lacanteen]

How does the little mermaid decide what creatures are her friends and what ones are her bra?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

How does the little mermaid decide what creatures are her friends and what ones are her bra?

Easy. She has to fight off the bra bros wanting the job. Duh.

 

[lacanteen]

Getting old is tiring. I'm thinking about turning in my too week notice.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Getting old is tiring. I'm thinking about turning in my too week notice.

Fixed:

Getting old is tiring. I'm thinking about turning in my too weak notice.

 

[lacanteen]

Fixed:

Getting old is tiring. I'm thinking about turning in my too weak notice.

Thanks, that's what I meant. Dang auto-correct.

 

[lacanteen]

Life is BDSM and I forgot the safe word.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Life is BDSM and I forgot the safe word.

Have you tried the ones A.I. says are most commonly used?

 

[lacanteen]

Anyone out there who says their best day ever was their wedding day obviously never had two candy bars fall at once from a vending machine.

 

[lacanteen]

Does anyone else find it interesting that the government owns all of the deer when you hunt but not when one totals your car?

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