Random thoughts.......................

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An 'all nighter' used to mean I stayed up all night. Now it means that I slept all night without getting up to pee.

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When song writers die, they decompose.

 

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Abbreviation is such a long word for what it actually means.

 

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Being naked and wearing shoes feels more naked than being just naked.

 

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Who's this "Moderation" people keep telling me to drink with?

 

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It's called Deviled Eggs because voices whisper and make you eat 6 of them.

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