Random thoughts.......................

[HoosierDaddy]

vidi vici veni

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[1emglenn]

vidi vici veni

I saw, I conquered, I came? You Sure?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I saw, I conquered, I came? You Sure?

She'll confirm.

 

[lacanteen]

Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They just smile and call you something even more insulting.

 

[lacanteen]

Believe in stars? Those are holes punched into the container so we can breathe.

 

[lacanteen]

I just remembered that July is not the hottest month.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I just remembered that July is not the hottest month.

You're confusing our Australian readers.

 

[lacanteen]

It's cheaper to buy women's underwear new than it is to buy them used.

 

[lacanteen]

If time travel were possible, historic moments would be crowded with tourists.

 

[lacanteen]

If you punch yourself and it hurts, are you strong or are you weak?

 

[1emglenn]

If you punch yourself and it hurts, are you strong or are you weak?

Neither! You're a moron!

 

[lacanteen]

I grew up living from paycheck to paycheck, but through hard work and determination, i now live from direct deposit to direct deposit.

 

[lacanteen]

You know you're getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

 

[lacanteen]

We now have cars that park themselves but still have to wave like a NASCAR flagman to get a paper towel out of the dispenser.

 

[lacanteen]

You know how we all yell at birds and squirrels in the road hoping they don't get hit? I think that's how God watches over me.

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