Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

My goal is to be more assertive, if it's OK with you guys.

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[lacanteen]

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself become an unwanted challenge.

 

[lacanteen]

I wish they'd stop putting the diarrhea medicine on the bottom shelf.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I wish they'd stop putting the diarrhea medicine on the bottom shelf.

Somehow seems appropriate.

 

[lacanteen]

It's crazy how BMWs have all kinds of high tech and gadgets but still no turn signals.

 

[lacanteen]

I have learned that when you're young, weekends are for fun. When you're old, weekends are for recovery.

 

[lacanteen]

What doesn’t kill me gives me kinks that are difficult to explain.

 

[lacanteen]

Chuck E Cheese is a casino for children.

 

[lacanteen]

If I had a dollar for every woman that finds me unattractive, I would eventually become attractive.

 

[lacanteen]

Not trying to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown.

 

[lacanteen]

I hate to brag but someone called me a real asset today. They pronounced it "ass-hat", but I'm sure it was just their accent.

 

[detamble13]

Its bad enough having to use a public toilet. This is made worse when the toilet seat is warm and you realize you're feeling the ass heat of the person before you.

 

[lacanteen]

Believe in myself? The same person who got me into this mess?

 

[lacanteen]

At my age, multitasking is listening, ignoring, and forgetting all at the same time.

 

[SL8888]

At my age, multitasking is listening, ignoring, and forgetting all at the same time.

Especially when the “Significant other” is involved….

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