Random thoughts.......................

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What does an atheist say to someone after they sneeze?

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What does an atheist say to someone after they sneeze?

“Goes in tight”…?

 

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Finally, my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls.

 

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Hear me out: an old-fashioned candy necklace but with Tums and Ibuprofen.

 

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Dyslexia is just "daily sex" spelled backwards.

 

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Sure, I make bad decisions when I'm drunk, but lately the sober ones haven't been so hot either.

 

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Sharpening a pencil over the trash can during class was the childhood version of taking a smoke break.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Sharpening a pencil over the trash can during class was the childhood version of taking a smoke break.

Never used a pencil or wished I did. Implies weakness and being prone to mistakes.

 

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We’ll know that artificial intelligence has advanced to human levels of cognition when it starts doing some really stupid things.

 

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It's a scientific fact that women showing cleavage are more interesting to listen to.

 

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A laxative is an anal decongestant.

 

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Good luck sending mixed signals. I rarely pick up on the direct ones.

 

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When your girl says "Baby, I have this great idea...", it means there's aa trip you have to pay for.

 

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My favorite childhood memory is not knowing about taxes.

 

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Every stair is a stairway to heaven if you're clumsy enough.

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