Random thoughts.......................

[HoosierDaddy]

have we checked all foods if exploding makes them better or did we just stop at corn?

I can vouch that chicken eggs are NOT good candidates.

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[lacanteen]

Why do dentists in toothpaste commercials wear stethoscopes?

 

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The reason we are afraid of sentient AI destroying us is because deep down we know that we are the problem.

 

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Every pizza can be a mushroom pizza if you are patient enough.

 

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I'm still trying to figure out the difference between a "Cotton pickin' minute" and a "Dad gum minute."

 

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You don’t get cooler with age but you do progressively care less about being cool which in turn makes you seem cooler.

 

[First Stang]

Geopolitics: It just dawned on me that it is to the benefit of a foreign country to “cause a stir”. As much as it can do without going overboard. These micro-agressions are always useful in obtaining concessions in negotiations…..e.g. I will stop doing this if you give me this……

 

[lacanteen]

Muffins are bald cupcakes.

 

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In a gold rush you might make money by finding gold but you'll definitely make money by selling shovels.

 

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The reason adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up is because they’re looking for new ideas.

 

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The definition of a submarine isn't a ship that can go underwater, it's one that can come back up.

 

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There are 10 hotdogs in a package because 8 go in hotdogs buns while the other two go to the good boys patiently waiting and wagging their tails.

 

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A Quesadilla is a really flat Grilled Cheese Sandwich.

 

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Cats probably think we are cleaning our ice cream.

 

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You never notice the little gasps of air people take in while singing until you actively listen for them.

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