Random thoughts.......................

[GP2017GT]

Lol, can I use that?

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[GP2017GT]

The fork you use in a restaurant has been in hundreds of others people’s mouths.

Why do guys worry about something like that but are okay tongue kissing a woman? Ever wonder whats been in her mouth ?

 

[Bikeman315]

Why do guys worry about something like that but are okay tongue kissing a woman? Ever wonder whats been in her mouth ?

Mik, you want to take this one? I can’t, I just can’t.

 

[Bikeman315]

Is it restaurant forks?

I was thinking more on the order of “south of the border”.

 

[Jimmy Dean]

Question answered.

love the beer stuffed into the cavity to help cool the body.

 

[lacanteen]

Red white and blue represent freedom until they're flashing in your rear-view mirror.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Yeah, the food there is pretty gross

I'm banned from a nearby South of the Border restaurant.

They made the mistake of using salsa dispensers like IHOP used to have for syrup. You know, the ones with a handle and thumb operated opening. But the containers were plastic and huge to minimize refills.

Well, with certain fill levels, the contents could get a big head of steam when shaken. And at a precise weight of contents the plastic threads would flex and disengage from the handle when shaken hard.

Amazingly everyone at the nearest booths and tables got a nice coat of salsa while I stayed bone dry.

 

[lacanteen]

I hate it when I see some old person, then realize that I went to high school with them.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I hate it when I see some old person, then realize that I went to high school with them.

Worse when you realize you baby sat them.

 

[Questortapes74]

I hate it when I see some old person, then realize that I went to high school with them.

...especially if you’re a man, 5 years later can make a difference...

 

[Questortapes74]

Hint:

Answer...

 

[dpAtlanta]

Dolly Parton is going to compete with Wal-Mart.
She is going to purchase Piggly-Wiggly, Big Lots & Harris Teeter, and combine them all together.

What does she call the new chain?

 

[lacanteen]

I’m not fat, I’m famine resistant.

 

[lacanteen]

“He’s nice, once you get to know him.” is a just a nice way of saying, “He’s an asshole, but you’ll get used to it.”

 

[Bikeman315]

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