How do you sex a car?

[WindveilNJ]

I am not judging those who do or don't name their cars. My daughter said my new stang needs a name. I noticed that the Ford owner info includes a nickname field for the car, and the cell phone (that is just creepy - the phone I mean). But how do we pick a gender? A Magnetic GT with blackout package is very masculine but it is very pretty?

I guess it could be a guy who identifies with being a women, but then which bathroom would it use? Sorry, I could not resist - this and two awful choices for Pres. is what we are left with talking about...which is why you will be seeing more of me here through the end of the year - cars are more interesting and less depressing.

Anyway. How did you decide your cr's gender?

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[nastang87xx]

I originally saw this as How do you have sex in a car.

I was going to say "Uh, whip it out and go to town...?"

Cars are girls. Have you ever loved a man like this? No, I didn't think so. She's a girl. Take care of her and she'll take care of you.

 

[Cardude99]

Simple if a guy owns it, girl. If a girl owns it, guy. Our f150 is Bruce, and we each have an atv Bonny and Clyde.

 

[dentalguy]

Women let you down, bros do not.... Your car is a bro? Haha. I just call mine the stang. But if I did name it, it would probably be a girl.

 

[69mach1-395]

Flip it over on it's back?:lol:

 

[LICobra]

Automatic's are girl cars and manual are boy cars....

 

[tcman54]

what if you name your car after your favorite actress and her name is Glenn Close? :lol::lol:

Terry

 

[Aarron_M]

It's a car, it's asexual. And this title should say something about determining the sex of a car...because the title means something ENTIRELY different.

 

[King Jackmode]

Cars are girls, trucks are guys.

 

[Khyber]

I checked. My car has neither a penis or a vagina. Although it lets me inside whenever I want...so i guess it's a filthy whore.

 

[Bay1Stang]

[ame]

 

[Kong76]

It's a girl.. look at that wide ass.

 

[doulos4jc]

Mine, gender fluid. Depends on how he/she feels from day to day.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I originally saw this as How do you have sex in a car.

I originally saw this as How do you have sex with your car and thought of the Mercury Mistress of SNL fame.

 

[Glenn G]

It's beautiful, curvy, expensive, high maintenance , and gets out of shape if you give it cheap shoes. The sex is self explanitory.

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