What's Your Profession?

[Drugdealr]

Obviously, not a fan of the show 'Archer'

But no, not serious about that.

Did i miss something about Archer? I love archer! Daaaaaaaaaaaaanger zone!

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[TruBlu16GT]

Did i miss something about Archer? I love archer! Daaaaaaaaaaaaanger zone!

Season 3 - "Heart of Archness" 3-part episode when he gets captured by the Southeast Asian pirates. The pirate king confuses Archer for a rich man and there's a line in there something about splashless urinal cakes. Made me chuckle.

So, whenever people ask me what I do, I use that line about my mother inventing the splashless urinal cake. Gets almost the same reaction out of people that Archer gets out of the pirate king.

I could have said my mother invented liquid paper, but then everybody would be thinking I was The Nes and would be asking for my autograph.
I just couldn't do that to people.... you know, the disappointment and all. :lol:

 

[SpeedLu]

Jesus some people got all the luck.


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I'm telling ya. Gambling is just being in the right place at the right time. I see terrible players win all the time. They lose a lot too, but sometimes they really do get damn lucky. There is a lot of randomness to most of the games in a casino.

Watched a woman play a slot machine for hours and lose everything she put in. After leaving another lady sits down behind her and presses "Spin" once and hits the jackpot. :lol:

It's mostly timing.

 

[Jonny50]

I live in a van down by the river.

My favorite answer so far

 

[Spartan_Stang]

I'm a Technical Director in Chicago, I press those buttons for a living [emoji1303]


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[redneck ron]

I play piano in a whore house....

 

[Eisman]

39. Canadian Forces Medic.


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[Johnboy7701]

34, US Army, Transportation. 3 years until retirement. Got out for a short period in 2005 and was a Police Officer. Came back in the Army because they threw a hefty bonus at me. Working on my Masters in Emergency Services as we speak. Spent over 5 years in total in the Middle East. Time to settle down and stop moving my house around. Currently in Germany enjoying the Autobahn!

 

[redline727]

34, US Army, Transportation. 3 years until retirement. Got out for a short period in 2005 and was a Police Officer. Came back in the Army because they threw a hefty bonus at me. Working on my Masters in Emergency Services as we speak. Spent over 5 years in total in the Middle East. Time to settle down and stop moving my house around. Currently in Germany enjoying the Autobahn!

Thank you for your service! I was medically retired. Wish I could have done my twenty or more.

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[BluByeU]

Retired from the USMC after 31 years in 2013, currently working as an JROTC Instructor. But for the record I use to live in a van down BY THE RIVER!

 

[DavisCustoms]

31, Sundries Specialist for PGW (we make the factory glass for your Mustangs...)

 

[ThreeFiveO]

53, Man Whore

 

[Cardude99]

I'm 27 and a Bodily injury insurance adjuster at a fortune 200 company. Bachelors degree in economics.

 

[evo8904]

I'm 27 and a Bodily injury insurance adjuster at a fortune 200 company. Bachelors degree in economics.

Leave that asap lol. I was an WC investigator at Liberty Mutual for several years. Damn place was hell and made me miss the Army.

 

[Cardude99]

Leave that asap lol. I was an WC investigator at Liberty Mutual for several years. Damn place was hell and made me miss the Army.

Right now I am quite happy with it. Certainly not a perfect job but I have no complaints at the moment. Been here for a few years now.

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