What do you think COTUS stands for?

[Brian@Vossen]

Alright I wanted to make this thread to see some of the funny interpretations people have on what COTUS stands for. Let's see how creative people can get :lol:. Some of the best I've seen so far:

StangBang:
"C.ustomer O.rders T.hat U.nfortunately S.top

C.ant O.derers T.hrash U.ncontrollably (2) S.layer."

Flow_Form_Wheels:
"Customer Opens Then Undoubtedly Sulks"

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[Robinson02]

its CUSTOM ORDER TRACKING UNITED STATES

edit: OHHHHHHH suppose to be a funny thread.... lol ok ill play lol

 

[TorkN8R]

C.O.T.U.S

CAN'T - ORDER - THIS - UNTIL - SEPTEMBER

MAYBE...WILL SEE ! DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP!

 

[OppoLock]

Canned Old Tomatoes Unusually Salty

 

[ponyup]

Current Order Timeline Unusually Suspect.

 

[Scooter]

Check Order Timeline Unending Static

 

[TungstenGT]

C.ould O.f T.old U.s S.hit.

 

[OppoLock]

Can OP Throw Us Some [Vossen Wheels?]

 

[Brian@Vossen]

Can OP Throw Us Some [Vossen Wheels?]

:shrug::lol:

 

[Free Agent]

Click on the unending sadness. ;)

 

[POOPonYOU]

CRAZY ORDER TRACKING UNRELIABLE SYSTEM

 

[POOPonYOU]

Click on the unending sadness. ;)

WE'VE GOT A WINNER! HAHAHA :hail:

 

[buRNout]

C.ant O.rder T.racking U.pdate S.OMEONE!!
Or.
Crap Oh This Usually Sucks (every time I hit refresh and I am still awaiting shipment)

 

[Dannyho]

Continuously Oppressive Terrible Unscheduled Stress

 

[S550_Magnetic]

How about "custom orders tracking system". Thats what it really stands for, just no clue what the U is.

Continuously order tracking user salivation

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