Good comebacks for car washing comments?

[AceS550]

You know the:

“can you do mine next”
“you missed a spot”

etc...

I can never think of a funny comeback. Do any even exist?

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[XeninWorX]

- Can you do mine next?
- Yes, but only if you pay me
- Yes, but it still would be ugly.

- You missed a spot.
- “dump bucket of water on person”

 

[ice445]

"Sorry, I used the last of my soap detailing your mom". Boom, done.

 

[XeninWorX]

"Sorry, I used the last of my soap detailing your mom". Boom, done.

as you use the wash mitt as a mic drop.

 

[Qcman17]

My neighbor said once I wash my car more often than his kids have baths. I said you need to bath your kids more....

 

[DonnieO]

Missed a spot? Spray them in the crotch with the hose. Bonus points if you have a foamer attachment

I have responded to the "do mine" comments with "you couldn't afford my day rate". That shuts people up really quick.

I owe you a spray.

 

[Interceptor]

My wife's girlfriend always says that, "mines next". I reply " wife gives me sex after washing car"
Kind of ends conversation.....

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