Self Isolation - Day 3.......... Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He's a web designer.
In 9 months there is likely to be a baby boom. Then in 2033 we will witness the rise of the Quaranteens
I was in line at the Post Office this morning, when all of a sudden these people came in wearing masks.....PANIC!!!!! Then they said "This is a robbery!" and we all calmed down
I know a guy who can't stop singing Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin songs. He's been diagnosed with crooner virus
Shops have been stripped of their stocks of pasta all due to the actions of a fusilli people.
The first case for COVID-19 has been confirmed in Russia. The patients name is Ivor Chestikov