A Little COVID-19 Humor (No Politics Please!)

Bikeman315

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Thought we could all use a laugh. Here’s mine, now post yours.

Tom Hanks survived 4 years on an island as a castaway
He spent a year in an airport without being able to leave
Caught AIDS in Philadelphia
He was in World War II and rescued Private Ryan;
He went to Vietnam and rescued Lieutenant Dan
Was on a boat kidnapped by Somali pirates
Survived Apollo 13 trying to reach the Moon
Landed a Boeing on the Hudson River✈
If that son of a bitch dies of coronavirus , we are ALL F’d!!!!

 
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You got that right !
 

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Don’t forget that he also survived the bachelors party from hades and the purchasing of the home originally owned by the devil himself.

LOL
 

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I have no response to that.
 


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You forgot he already self isolated.. albeit with Wilson, so he knows what to do haha.
 

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Yeah, but mobster bullets are confirmed to kill him.
 

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Chuck Norris came in contact with COVID-19.

They put the virus in quarantine for two weeks.
 

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Plus Mr Hanks survived a horrible UTi in the midst of it all...

 
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I made up my own joke:
I hear there is a cure for coronavirus - Lake Of The Ozark water.
Man, bring on the warm weather and boating!
 

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