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When you think about it, the kid is in the same age group as the sissies we complain about. Oh Lord what have we done?!?!?

One fridge door opening away from cat-astrophe

Must’ve been a real interesting day. The day they trained that K9.

They don’t need no stinkin’ DST. Now that we’ve ”sprung forward” they’ll be all over me at five minutes to eight.

I can vouch for the accuracy of this meme. Two German Shepherds who lock in on me 5 minutes to 7 every evening.

Could also be Aeronautics 101

Yeah, but don’t ask about the emissions.

Who’s gonna buck up and tell them they spelled GRAMMAR wrong? Twice.

Forget the grovelling…if you can get her speaking those last four words on video you will be a hero amongst men.

Am I the only one who ever questioned why those stripes are the same as tightie whitey waistbands?

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Because I’m wearing my favorite Brooks Brothers blazer today… Brooks Brothers has dressed all but 5 US Presidents (those five served before BB started business). Brooks Brothers was contracted to dress the Union army. The quality of the uniforms was so bad that Brooks Brothers is cited as the...

My wife being mauled by my brother’s viscious pit bulls. Of course in this case mauled = slobbered on and viscious = spoiled rotten.

I’m pretty sure that in catworld, box trumps forbidden zone like every single time.

Would be hilarious if it weren’t so true.