How do you sex a car?

[WindveilNJ]

Some very interesting advice. I think the title is correct - from an article on determining the sex of baby chicks titled sexing chickens. Anyway I was told guitars are always named for women so I named mine Nigel:lol:

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[LETHAL]

Mine is Lucy... Short for Lethal Lucile. LOL

 

[Emt1581]

I originally saw this as How do you have sex in a car.

Yup, I saw the same thing. And I was curious how it worked in these. Seems like, thanks to the heavy bolstering and cock-pit like front seats, dropping the rear seats flat would make for the most versatility.

-Emt1581

 

[WindveilNJ]

Sorry -- at 55 no longer agile enough for that :doh:

 

[GMB Racing]

This depends do you call the car a B#$%H or a Son 0f a B#$%H when you are mad at it or it gives you greive?

 

[GT P-TREE]

Cars, like ships, are ladies.

 

[PJR202]

don't name the car, and if you insist on doing it, don't get it on a license plate.

 

[PJR202]

ya know..i just said that, and it's because I find naming a car to be a bit corny. But, we joking call my black mustang the "PatMobile".

So I guess I can't really say much..

 

[BeauxXL1200]

The only other vehicle I've ever named was my Sportster. See the pic. Her color was pearl white, so I called her Pearl.

You can probably guess what I call my Mustang. :cheers:

 

[WindveilNJ]

I am not a Motorcycle person - just not for me - but that is beautiful ride!

 

[cbass]

I bought an auto 15 and everybody has comments about it. So I am calling it Caitlyn because everybody's talking about that tranny.

 

[Pa-fatboy]

That's just wrong bro!

I think it's a rule smewhere that cars have to be female. Just look at a picture of an edsel's grill. That car needed a longer skirt or something. Ya, I'm sure it a rule in the constitution or Magna Carta or the man card I got from the man show that was in tv some years ago. One of them anyway.

My 1966 Mustang is a female and looks that way. The 2016 is sleek and modern, plenty of hp and growls at other cars. I think it is a girl.

 

[Stam616]

Well most things mechanical are female for me ( shes a fast ship, etc) so mines named "Maggie", but my wife, who can name her car anything or nothing, named her new Ford Escape "Elsa". She's not one for masculine names for cars. I guess you can name a car anything you want though. I'm sure many women identify a car or other machine in masculine terms , so go ahead and name it whatever you want!

 

[ForTheHordeKT]

Yeah I've never really been one to name my cars either. A little corny and cheesey, but at the same time with a hobby and interest like this it's not uncommon. We're really into our cars and it's hard not to personalize them.

The only vehicle I even came close to naming was just referring to the POS money pit truck I have that's just been sitting outside undriven and collecting up dirt. I referred to it as The FT, which is really just short for "Fucking truck!" because the thing pissed me off so much lol.

 

[SpeedLu]

Naming your car after a girl is tradition. You love looking at her, touching her, being around her... you love taking care of her and spoiling her with baths and gifts... and you both love it when you're inside her, pressing her buttons and making her scream.

Now replace all the hers with 'him' and tell me what gender you'd rather your car be.

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