i need high school chick advice please

[The Demon]

So I am reading this and kind of laughing. I can’t believe it’s nine pages already. So you’re a Kentucky boy who lives in Ohio, is that correct?

When I graduated HS I actually bought my first Mustang GT in 1987. A new ‘88. It does wonders when you’re young. Just ask her if she wants to go to for some pizza and walk her to your car.

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[FruityJudy]

yup people talk 10 tons of shit now and the people like me who dont fuck around when somone shit talks them are a dieing breed so the little shit talkers talk lots of shit bout lots of people

Is this a Dr suess riddle you just quoted?

 

[FruityJudy]

The term "talking shit" meant spitting game, macking, hitting on, etc. Not gossip shit talking

 

[K4fxd]

Find out which car she drives, follow her home, and do a burnout right outside her bedroom window in the late hours of the night.

I actually tried this, only it was daylight and she was outside along with most of her family. When I dumped the clutch the rear U joint broke. Talk about embarrassed.

 

[Orange devil]

Hi school days were savage AF!! Blowing out that sweet lunch meat on a daily was bliss! ..Good thing my muscle car had a bench seat in front , yes many headliners had to replaced from feet and heads hitting them. Its How I learned to do my own Upholstery. Some older Advice & prior adventures coming from a seasoned Man whore . key is perfecting The Hat Trick.

 

[velocityblue5.0]

So I am reading this and kind of laughing. I can’t believe it’s nine pages already. So you’re a Kentucky boy who lives in Ohio, is that correct?

When I graduated HS I actually bought my first Mustang GT in 1987. A new ‘88. It does wonders when you’re young. Just ask her if she wants to go to for some pizza and walk her to your car.

wait does this work for single women in their 30’s too!?!?

 

[Mr whiskers5.0]

If the shit talkers talk about you, just take him across the street (off school grounds) after school and straighten him out. In my experience, shit talkers are like those little kick me dogs, all bark and no bite. After you knock out his f'n teeth, he will shut up.

yeah im very familar with what your talkin about except now days kids dont wanna go off school grounds so i just beat they ass where ever were at and i end up suspended most the time in the bathroom but yeah man you cant let people fuck with you you have limits and when they pass your limits thats when you open up that motherfucking million dollar can of whoop ass he aint ever gonna forget

 

[Mr whiskers5.0]

So I am reading this and kind of laughing. I can’t believe it’s nine pages already. So you’re a Kentucky boy who lives in Ohio, is that correct?

When I graduated HS I actually bought my first Mustang GT in 1987. A new ‘88. It does wonders when you’re young. Just ask her if she wants to go to for some pizza and walk her to your car.

what if shes busy ?

 

[Mr whiskers5.0]

Is this a Dr suess riddle you just quoted?

nope

 

[Orange devil]

wait does this work for single women in their 30’s too!?!?

Dirty 30s
Horny 40s
Filthy 50s
Sexual 60s and savoury 70s ,it still works

 

[Mr whiskers5.0]

I actually tried this, only it was daylight and she was outside along with most of her family. When I dumped the clutch the rear U joint broke. Talk about embarrassed.

shit dude thats the shit of nightmares

 

[velocityblue5.0]

Dirty 30s
Horny 40s
Filthy 50s
Sexual 60s and savoury 70s ,it still works

wooo i’ve got 4 hot decades of lovin ahead of me!

 

[Mr whiskers5.0]

wooo i’ve got 4 hot decades of lovin ahead of me!

nice

 

[FruityJudy]

Ill just give you some advice, whether it helps with this girl or somewhere else in life. Cussing a lot outloud usually makes someone look uneducated. Taking the time to type a cuss word reallllllly makes someone look very uneducated. If you were to apply at my company and I seen this, you would immediately be considered unhirable.

 

[rhexis]

Walk up and tell her you like her shoes, Let it take off from there.

Remember, she is just as nervous as you

better yet walk up and tell her i know where you got those shoes and when she asks where you say on your feets.

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