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Ok, I know that quite a few of you have had the 'oh it's RHD' and 'it can only go in a straight line' type comments, but I had an amusing one tonight.
Last knockings at work and I grabs a coffee from the crew room before heading off. Another member of staff from another depot is in and strikes up the following conversation.
Him: I saw your new car yesterday, it's lovely
Me: thanks, I'm really pleased with it
Him: I wouldn't pay that kind of money on any car though, you must be nuts!
Me: Really?, how much did I spend then?
Him: well someone told me you paid £50k for it.
Me: Really, do you always believe what 'someone told you?'
Him: Well, I wouldn't spend that amount, I'd only spend £12k Max on a car (smug look on his face)
Me: What if I told you that I only paid £10k + my car, that's £2k less than you would pay for an ecodieselhybryddoofler
Him: (Smug face disappeared) Well, well, I just wouldn't
I then gave him an economics lesson, littered, I admit, with some man maths, that his £12k car would be worth @ 30% in three years, but my '£50k' car would be worth @66% (he was too thick to argue against this and was starting to breath through his mouth, which I'm sure he does all the time anyway)
That he would be running around in an ecodieselhybryddoofler looking like a twat, while I would make new friends and enjoy many conversations with new people in my '50k' car.
His Mrs and probably sisters would be soiling themselves to have a pass ride in my car, whereas, they would rather take a taxi than sit in his pile of shite.
I thanked him for telling me how he thought I should spend my money and that he should sew up the pockets in his shroud, oh, there isn't any!! I then said that his children would probably use all the pennies that he'd pinched, when he shuffled off, to buy a Mustang :lol:
What a dick!!
I never let him know that the Mustang was £35k and, that his perception that my Nismo was worth £35k was wrong either. I just skipped off in the night and drove my '£50k' car home
Last knockings at work and I grabs a coffee from the crew room before heading off. Another member of staff from another depot is in and strikes up the following conversation.
Him: I saw your new car yesterday, it's lovely
Me: thanks, I'm really pleased with it
Him: I wouldn't pay that kind of money on any car though, you must be nuts!
Me: Really?, how much did I spend then?
Him: well someone told me you paid £50k for it.
Me: Really, do you always believe what 'someone told you?'
Him: Well, I wouldn't spend that amount, I'd only spend £12k Max on a car (smug look on his face)
Me: What if I told you that I only paid £10k + my car, that's £2k less than you would pay for an ecodieselhybryddoofler
Him: (Smug face disappeared) Well, well, I just wouldn't
I then gave him an economics lesson, littered, I admit, with some man maths, that his £12k car would be worth @ 30% in three years, but my '£50k' car would be worth @66% (he was too thick to argue against this and was starting to breath through his mouth, which I'm sure he does all the time anyway)
That he would be running around in an ecodieselhybryddoofler looking like a twat, while I would make new friends and enjoy many conversations with new people in my '50k' car.
His Mrs and probably sisters would be soiling themselves to have a pass ride in my car, whereas, they would rather take a taxi than sit in his pile of shite.
I thanked him for telling me how he thought I should spend my money and that he should sew up the pockets in his shroud, oh, there isn't any!! I then said that his children would probably use all the pennies that he'd pinched, when he shuffled off, to buy a Mustang :lol:
What a dick!!
I never let him know that the Mustang was £35k and, that his perception that my Nismo was worth £35k was wrong either. I just skipped off in the night and drove my '£50k' car home
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