i need high school chick advice please

[Mr whiskers5.0]

Which is looking like a desperate, uneducated hick from Podunk, Ohio.

Stop acting the fool and grow up. Educate yourself and know that swearing all the time and talking/communicating like a high school drop-out is never a turn on.

thats funny cause my favorite song is po dunk.
thats po dunk dont give a flyin hillbilly fuck i said po dunk yard full of chickens and barn full of drunks. love us if ya can sorry if cant holla if you is shut up if you aint
Put your adult beverage over your head. If you're bat shit crazy and your neck is red as the dirt on the road where we all grew up. sing something with me if you ain't nothing but aint nothin but aint nothin but.
po dunk lmao

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[CJJon]

thats funny cause my favorite song is po dunk.
thats po dunk dont give a flyin hillbilly fuck i said po dunk yard full of chickens and barn full of drunks. love us if ya can sorry if cant holla if you is shut up if you aint
Put your adult beverage over your head. If you're bat shit crazy and your neck is red as the dirt on the road where we all grew up. sing something with me if you ain't nothing but aint nothin but aint nothin but.
po dunk lmao

Got any cute cousins?

 

[Mr whiskers5.0]

Got any cute cousins?

fuck yeah i do bro LMAO just kiddin

 

[sw686blue]

Got any cute cousins with at least half their teeth?

Fixed it for you!

 

[lacanteen]

Why must I always be the adult? After 19 pages of mostly good advice and some tongue and cheek (pun intended) pickup lines and locker room talk, no one, repeat NO ONE has suggested to ask if she would like a ride in the Mustang. If she accepts, don't do anything stupid to hurt you, her , or the car. Let the 'Stang work its magic. Try to find out what kind of music she likes.

 

[CJJon]

Fixed it for you!

'Cause the ones with full-on gums are all taken!

Nothing like a gum-job in a corn field.

 

[CJJon]

Why must I always be the adult? After 19 pages of mostly good advice and some tongue and cheek (pun intended) pickup lines and locker room talk, no one, repeat NO ONE has suggested to ask if she would like a ride in the Mustang. If she accepts, don't do anything stupid to hurt you, her , or the car. Let the 'Stang work its magic. Try to find out what kind of music she likes.

See post #179

 

[EmCel]

'Cause the ones with full-on gums are all taken!

Nothing like a gum-job in a corn field.

I had to

 

[CJJon]

You'll think grandma came to visit!

SNORT!

 

[Mr whiskers5.0]

yall got any funny ass high school stories

 

[CJJon]

yall got any funny ass high school stories

No...but there was this time at Band Camp.

 

[Mr whiskers5.0]

No...but there was this time at Band Camp.

what happen

 

[CJJon]

what happen

 

[Mr whiskers5.0]

you ever seen the girl next door ?

 

[CJJon]

All the hot girlfriends I dated are all old and kinda ugly now.

OP, YMMV.

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