Dont miss me

[Cati]

Where is his car? Drift day anyone?

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[Norman Bloke]

North Korea. Should make for an interesting haircut and get rid of this Rick Astley stigma that dogs him ;)

One glorious leader meets another

North Korea and dogs?
That's his diet right now...

 

[Manders Mustang]

I was thinking the same. He is only 15 (or something like that) and he cant work out how to get interweb from abroad!

Still at least we will be able to talk about grown up stuff for a while

Hey you couldnt figure out where to turn to my house so shhh ;)

Managed 2 days before coming back to check on you....

Internet is oretty intermittent here but too busy tanning and jet skii's. Yet to spot a mustsng but tbh most cars here are hatchbacks.

As for where my car is [MENTION=19911]Cati[/MENTION] locked in my garage and i have my keys over here good luck ;)

Rhodes nit north korea. Close though; Kim has invited me. He believes im the leader of the free world...

Would probably be on here mkre if they didnt get rid of tapatalk...........

 

[Cati]

too late.... I love obd2 that garage needs a jesus

 

[Manders Mustang]

too late.... I love obd2 that garage needs a jesus

Doesnt need jesus when im god ;)

 

[SteveS]

You can run, but you can't hide ;)

 

[Cati]

Doesnt need jesus when im god ;)

A burglar broke into a garage one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his pack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the door open on the mustang out so he could plug in his obd reader, clear as a bell he heard,

"Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the garage, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?", he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiller Jesus."

 

[Manders Mustang]

Thats a clever parrott!

 

[stevec]

A burglar broke into a garage one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his pack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the door open on the mustang out so he could plug in his obd reader, clear as a bell he heard,

"Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the garage, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?", he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiller Jesus."

Was out for a meal with the Mrs last night when I read this....yes, I keep up to date with Mustang6g when out for a meal.

It was one of those slightly embarrassing moments when you tell a joke and laugh out loud more at your own joke than the person you told it to does. She just faked a chuckle and said something about 'it had to be about a Mustang didnt it"

I just took a chip off her plate in response, she hates that!

 

[Manders Mustang]

Was out for a meal with the Mrs last night when I read this....yes, I keep up to date with Mustang6g when out for a meal.

It was one of those slightly embarrassing moments when you tell a joke and laugh out loud more at your own joke than the person you told it to does. She just faked a chuckle and said something about 'it had to be about a Mustang didnt it"

I just took a chip off her plate in response, she hates that!

Makes a chabge to her taking one off your plate. My missus always steals mine!

 

[Kristian87]

Ohh Manders...can't stay away can you! How are we supposed to miss you if you can't leave the forum for more than an hour ;)

 

[Lone Survivor]

Not missing you, have a longer holiday, stay away from the tinternet and....... Oh can't be bothered, what was the question?

 

[Manders Mustang]

Ohh Manders...can't stay away can you! How are we supposed to miss you if you can't leave the forum for more than an hour ;)

I heard whisperings of an uprising and the prodigal son had to return... also waiting for food gets very boring and what better way than talking stangs

 

[SteveS]

I heard whisperings of an uprising and the prodigal son had to return... also waiting for food gets very boring and what better way than talking stangs

prodigal
ˈprɒdɪɡ(ə)l/
noun
a person who spends money in a recklessly extravagant way.
"the government wished to clip the wings of the local authority prodigals"
a person who leaves home to lead a prodigal life but later makes a repentant return.
noun: prodigal son

What have you bought you need to repent for? A (whisper it) Camaro....? ;)

 

[Manders Mustang]

prodigal
ˈprɒdɪɡ(ə)l/
noun
a person who spends money in a recklessly extravagant way.
"the government wished to clip the wings of the local authority prodigals"
a person who leaves home to lead a prodigal life but later makes a repentant return.
noun: prodigal son

What have you bought you need to repent for? A (whisper it) Camaro....? ;)

Second one..no camaro..got a '16 clio out here... fuel for thought..m it has led drls as stock....

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