Maybe some of you folks have time to Deer hunt. I do occasionally this one was takin in Southeast Mo. on my property within the Mark Twain Natl. Forest.
Unfortunately my story is pathetic. 3am up in the stand and something is breathing very heavy at the base. Unfortunately no working flash-light and given how long it stayed close by probably a bear. Anyway sun long up and about to pack it in, come down and have to take a #2 so walk across the game trail, make a shallow trench and doing the whole 'plop, plop', with my rifle just out of reach and not one but two trot by without a care in the world not 20ft away. I'm sure they went back to their camp and were ROFL telling their fellow deer about the white-skinned 2-legged creature bare-ass hanging out in the breeze wiping himself with some oak leaves.