A Little COVID-19 Humor

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  1. Bikeman315

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    Thought we could all use a laugh. Here’s mine, now post yours.

    Tom Hanks survived 4 years on an island as a castaway
    He spent a year in an airport without being able to leave
    Caught AIDS in Philadelphia
    He was in World War II and rescued Private Ryan;
    He went to Vietnam and rescued Lieutenant Dan
    Was on a boat kidnapped by Somali pirates
    Survived Apollo 13 trying to reach the Moon
    Landed a Boeing on the Hudson River✈️
    If that son of a bitch dies of coronavirus , we are ALL F’d!!!!
     
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    You got that right !
     
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    Don’t forget that he also survived the bachelors party from hades and the purchasing of the home originally owned by the devil himself.

    LOL
     
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    Didn't he also have a brain cloud (or brain fog) and almost got thrown into a volcano?
     
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    I have no response to that.
     
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    You forgot he already self isolated.. albeit with Wilson, so he knows what to do haha.
     
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    Yeah, but mobster bullets are confirmed to kill him.
     
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    One of his bigger hits

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    Chuck Norris came in contact with COVID-19.

    They put the virus in quarantine for two weeks.
     
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    #10 hiccup, Mar 20, 2020
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    Plus Mr Hanks survived a horrible UTi in the midst of it all...

     
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    I made up my own joke:
    I hear there is a cure for coronavirus - Lake Of The Ozark water.
    Man, bring on the warm weather and boating!
     
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