The Penultimate Mustang Engine Choice Guide

[15wile]

I keep seeing a lot of these "what do I buy, EB or GT" threads, so I figured I'd help my brothers out:

1. I like the V8 sound but it costs a lot: Buy a GT (or buy nothing).

2. I like performance: Buy a GT.

3. My insurance goes through the roof with a V8: Buy an EB.

4. I really like 4 cylinder turbo motors: Buy an EB.

5. Base GT or EB w/packages: Buy a GT.

6. I have any doubts whatsoever: Buy a GT.

7. I want to give this car to my teenager: Don't buy either car (what, are you crazy?).

8. I'm buying this car for my spouse who isn't a car person: Buy an EB (save the money, she'll never know).

9. I want a cheap, reliable, quiet ride that's still a Mustang: Buy a V6.

10. I have piles of cash and want to spend it: Buy a GT350.

11. I still have doubts: Buy a GT.

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[PJR202]

That pretty well sums it up. And LOL@ people who buy any mustang for their 16 year old. I did some really really stupid stuff in my dad's Taurus. Had I had 300hp at my disposal I would likely be 6 feet under.

 

[G-Rell]

nice! :clap2:

 

[Aarron_M]

Now if Moderators would just merge all the threads into this one.

 

[ATLalien]

We need one of these for, "Is the PP worth it?"

 

[Medsport]

pretty much spot on dystopic

 

[Joe 5.0]

Cliff notes:

When in doubt, buy the GT.

 

[CommyO]

If you have a mullet and a confederate flag in your garage. Buy a camaro.

 

[08mojo]

If you have a mullet and a confederate flag in your garage. Buy a camaro.

 

[Ultimateone]

If you have a mullet and a confederate flag in your garage. Buy a camaro.

I think we have a few here as well

 

[MSMStannyl]

That pretty well sums it up. And LOL@ people who buy any mustang for their 16 year old. I did some really really stupid stuff in my dad's Taurus. Had I had 300hp at my disposal I would likely be 6 feet under.

Dude, I was pumping gas a few weeks ago and this pickup truck stops on the other side of the pump. This guy and his short, chubby 15 year old that looked like he was maybe 12, walk over and start admiring my car. He starts asking me all of these questions about it. How do I like it? Is it fast? Is it fun? blah, blah, blah...

Then he hits me with, "yeh, my boy here is about to turn 16 so I was thinking about getting him one."

What!? Are you freaking crazy!? Oh....I get it. You just added a nice little life insurance policy on your boy there. Now it all makes sense.

Seriously, this was the most ridiculous thing I'd ever heard. There is no way I would every buy a 16 year old a brand new Mustang. Especially a GT but even an EB or V6 would be completely out of the question...unless you're seriously trying to get rid of them. Then, by all means...

 

[WindveilNJ]

Why is this the penultimate list? When can we expect the next and last one?

 

[TheDivaDanielle]

what if I'm into into hard parking in the lot of the safeway on a Tuesday night, sucking on a vape pen showing off my plastidipped car and camber after installing my wheel spacers with a DSLR around my neck?

 

[Chameleon]

Well done.

 

[Ultimateone]

what if I'm into into hard parking in the lot of the safeway on a Tuesday night, sucking on a vape pen showing off my plastidipped car and camber after installing my wheel spacers with a DSLR around my neck?

You leave the Subaru meet...

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