Today's Random Mustang Observation

[15wile]

When you have an exhaust as loud as this Gibson with the X-pipe... you can fart next to your wife and she doesn't suspect it until the stench hits her full-on. And you can lock the windows for extra evilness. Gods, I wish I had a picture of her face. I won't get laid for a week, at a minimum, but totally worth it.

Time it with a downshift if you're worried the fart might even be audible over the usual exhaust drone. You couldn't hear Michael Moore's ass at a Mexican Buffet when the tach hits 7k in this car. And besides, with the springy nature of this clutch pedal, the pushing out of the fart is eased a bit.

Mustang Life, my friends.

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[timd38]

I have made it to 39 years of marriage, I think your ability to keep hiding it will not get you to 39 years!

 

[15wile]

I have made it to 39 years of marriage, I think your ability to keep hiding it will not get you to 39 years!

She knew what she was getting into. Hell, when I proposed, I warned her not to say yes. I said that I never really matured past about the age of 12 -- you know, when farts are still funny, and everything is either a sex joke or a toilet joke. She said yes anyway. That's on her.

 

[SpeedLu]

My wife has allergy problems that sometimes prevent her from smelling anything. I use the days when she lacks a sense of smell to fart as often as possible in her presence. She laughs because they sound funny, but also hates it because she knows she's breathing in warm air that came out of my butt.

 

[CB]

You're definitely crazy. Michael Moores ass can't be silenced even with a top fuel dragster run.

 

[Jay-rod427]

The day I stop laughing at farts I'll be dead!

 

[CB]

And which ass would you be referring to, it's upper ass or lower ass!

 

[TJL442]

The day I stop laughing at farts I'll be dead!

QFT. I'm 45 and my son is 12 and the wife thinks were idiots laughing at farts. She will laugh at his sometimes but never mine.

Tim

 

[PIsenhour]

My wife gave up a long time ago and rolls her eyes and keeps walking away.
Ain't nothing like a fart thread for a laugh.

 

[nastang87xx]

Randomly found today...da fuq am I gonna use this for?

 

[GMB Racing]

that is the sunglass holder

 

[BlueThunder]

I think we should all bookmark this post and use it in reply to anybody who posts a new thread asking some form the question "should I get an aftermarket exhaust for my car?".

 

[Foxtrot]

Randomly found today...da fuq am I gonna use this for?

Wow, the last car I saw this in was something from the 70s

 

[LETHAL]

See... My wife thinks it funny as hell when she does it, but God help me or my son if we bust one off and it reeks.

 

[Coolmanfoo]

Randomly found today...da fuq am I gonna use this for?

I use that to hold cash for bridge tolls and the such. That way if someone steals my car they at least get a couple bucks cash for their effort!

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