Farts and New Car Smell

[OppoLock]

My leather is impregmated with so much gas it's unreal.

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[Khyber]

 

[15wile]

My leather is impregmated with so much gas it's unreal.

You coming out to the Pony Up Mustang Monday today?

 

[USPSALIMITED]

It doesn't matter.
Yo butt is smashing down on the seat, butt stink transfers with or without the blower running.
Add to it breath stink and feet stink and armpit stink and additional possibilities particular to gender and general health.
No matter what you do your car is disgusting.

 

[15wile]

This is one reason I'll never buy a used car. Nobody farts in my seat but me

If anything, sir, this thread should reinforce that belief. Imagine how much ass gas has permeated the average used car... It's gotta be like buying a bathroom, at that point.

 

[15wile]

It doesn't matter.
Yo butt is smashing down on the seat, butt stink transfers with or without the blower running.
Add to it breath stink and feet stink and armpit stink and additional possibilities particular to gender and general health.
No matter what you do your car is disgusting.

God, I'm trying not to laugh right now... and failing.

 

[doulos4jc]

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[EcoSwag1990]

Unsubscribed

LOL

 

[Crais]

I farted in the test drive car, both times I drove it. No car seat is safe. Luckily for the salesman, the seats are perforated.....he survived.

 

[Diode Dynamics]

It was the first thing I did when I sat in the car. Gotta establish dominance early on so none of my co-workers will want take seat time away from me

Putting them through the ultimate test in July for the 14-hr trip to Mustang Week from St. Louis

Nick C.

 

[whyb]

This is one reason I'll never buy a used car. Nobody farts in my seat but me

Yes. My current lease gets a good butt blasting for 2 hours every day.

Heated seat on? We're bakin' brownies.

Cooled seat on? Seat frame gonna have freckles.

But if I own the car, my colon constitution is unbreakable. I didn't fart in my last car, which I owned outright, until year 5 of ownership before I traded it in.

 

[Enoch]

You need to make the car Yours ASAP......And to do that it's required that you fart, pick your nose, and scratch your nuts, within the first week...

 

[Tony Alonso]

I'm not gonna lie, I clicked this just because of the title.

Click bait

 

[OppoLock]

You coming out to the Pony Up Mustang Monday today?

FUUUUUUU-

Totally forgot about that. Highly unlikely. :(

 

[rvlyssup]

My 6 year old has...fuck it cause it'll be his anyways.

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