jasonstang
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You need an Asian.
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Buy it nice rug or bed and place it on your front patio. Use catnip to attract it to the bed, after a few days it will automatically ignore your car and head straight for the bed. Cats are creatures of habit. Have the cat break the habit of sleeping on your car. ;)So i have this retarded cat that purposely aims for my car immediately after i wash it.
i'll see the cat walking slowly towards my car with dirty paws from the watered grass next to my car and start yawing and walking back and forth till it finds a soft spot to sleep.
it has been doing this for the past 3 weeks literally only after i wash my car (i wonder if the car shampoo scent attracts it)
anyways, i had it with this shit. so i decided to take action.
i'll be using a diy PVC with a rope like this...feed the bitch and grab it...throw it in my trunk and drive to the farthest place away and throw it there.
i'll try to post pictures of the whole process once in action!