MEME THREAD 2.0 - NO POLITICS OR ANYTHING YOU WOULDNT WANT YOUNG KIDS TO SEE [READ THE WARNING]

[Nightmonkey]

That's not old!

...am I old?!


That's old:

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[69mach1-395]

That's not old!

...am I old?!


That's old:

I still use the color coded ones...and don't understand the wireless options for use right next to the pc.

 

[tom_sprecher]

I had all of these at one time.

 

[CarmeloS]

That's not old!

...am I old?!


That's old:

I remember those as well, plus getting a brand new Sonic 2 Sega Genesis from my Godfather at 3/4

 

[CarmeloS]

 

[lacanteen]

 

[lacanteen]

A young man comes to the confessional: "Forgive me father, I have sinned. I was with a woman of dubious morals."
The pastor asks, "Is that you, Jimmy?" "Yes, it is I, father." "And who was this woman you talk about?" "I can't tell you that, father. I wouldn't want to sully her name." "I'll find out sooner or later, so it doesn't matter if you tell me now. Was it that girl Kathy Miller?" "I mustn't say." "It was Mary Smith, wasn't it?" "I am not telling." "Sally Rogers?" "I will be silent as a grave." "How about Betty Teller, then?" "Father, do not ask, I won't betray her." "Then it must have been Peggy Jones?" "Please, father, I vowed to remain silent." The priest sighs reluctantly. "You truly are determined, Jimmy. I almost have to admire you. But you have sinned and you have to do penance for it. You are not allowed to show your face in this church for three weeks! Now go in peace." Jimmy returns to his bench where his best friend greets him. "Well, how was it?" "Great!" "What did you get?" "Three weeks of vacation and five good leads for a date."

 

[_zOmbIE_]

I had all of these at one time.

I have an Amiga 3000 in my home, it has a serial mouse, an AT keyboard, a 3.5" floppy drive and a 20 megabyte (yes, megabyte) HDD

 

[Qcman17]

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[lacanteen]

 

[lacanteen]

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs.
Half-way up the stairs, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his rear end. That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and they broke, and the broken glass carved up his buttocks terribly. But, he was so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt. A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood, so he checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was cut up something terrible. Well, he repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances, and he went to bed. The next morning, his head was hurting, and his rear was hurting, and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom. "Well, you really tied one on last night," she said. "Where'd you go?" "I worked late," he said, "and I stopped off for a couple of beers." "A couple of beers? That's a laugh," she replied, "You got plastered last night. Where the heck did you go?" "What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway?" "Well," she replied, "my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the mirror."

 

[Nightmonkey]

Doctors vs. plumbers
In the middle of the night, the doctor calls the plumber because of a burst water pipe.
The plumber refuses to come by, pointing to the time.
The doctor replies: “But if you're unwell at night, you expect me to help you straight away!”
The plumber gives in and goes on his way.
At the doctor's, the water in the cellar is already three feet high.
The plumber throws two sealing rings in the water and says when leaving:
“If it doesn't get better by tomorrow, call me again."

 

[SL8888]

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