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I've always wondered both those foods that if they aren't prepared properly, you die. How many tasters in ancient times croaked before they figured it out?

But was it April of 33'

If being stupid were illegal there would be a lot of people serving life-sentences... Oh, wait they already are.

Who's a contraction a combination of two words. Today's English lesson.

Yes but it makes a great bright evening and morning star. Which is interesting since it is in fact a planet.

It's the "OH SHIT I DROPPED IT" which usually preceded a car accident back in the 50's and 60's.

I've been up and down California many times. In all those travels I have never seen anywhere, avocado as a pizza topping. Some places do offer pepperoncini. Pepperoni and pepperoncini ... yum.

OVOID! OVOID! OVOID!

He missed!

Whatever happened to the first "D" in Wednesday or the first "R" in February?

When I was a kid, I explained to my mom, with what I thought was pure logic, that it made no sense to make the bed after getting up in the morning. Her response was to stay in the doorway and not let me leave the room until I did. Sorry, mom, once I left home it didn't stick.

Why does a calculator app need to be constantly updated?

Neither! You're a moron!

You got that right. I hate driving on a steep windy mountain road and coming around a curve to find several bicyclists going about 3MPH. Here in California they say we're supposed to give them 3 feet. Hell! On some these mountain road there just isn't 3 feet to give. All the bike riders belong...

I saw, I conquered, I came? You Sure?

My nannies in my other car are always telling me that I'm about to have an accident. They've not been right even once.

Mom' s then: "Wait until your father gets home." This said after she has already smacked you around the room and now she'll tell your dad when he gets home and he will too. So Gen Z or whatever generation it's supposed to be. Don't cry to me about your little feelings being hurt.

Car trip in the southwest

I usually just open the door.

Been there, done that. Thought I might have to turn off the air during the climb as I watched the engine temp rise (it was July). Made it though without turning it off. Hell of a climb though.