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Damn skippy.

While we're policing other people over the internet, this shit is driving me up a wall:

Zero interest in track driving. Even more rules there than on the street. Safety checklists? Forms and paperwork? Briefings? Sounds like work to me :puke:

Only if they took place in Mexico. That way it's Mexican taxpayer dollars, and Mexican puppies what who are at risk.

Your razzles are way too easily dazzled. Is this just virtue signaling to deflect suspicions away from your own driving habits?

Nope, still a reckless, irresponsible menace to society, wasting tax-payer dollars, and killing families of six with their 18 transgender rescue puppies.

I'm down, so long as the jail has a BYOB policy. That's 'bring your own ballgag' in case you're wondering.

Unf...tell me more about the bit with the handcuffs...

They're also zombie-terminators. I had a butcher ask me if I hit the deer with my car. Nope, pretty sure I shot it while it was prancing about in the woods. Apparently the entire side of it had been caved in by a large impact at some point. Didn't seem to bother it too much.

Only if Tomster tells me to go directly to jail.

Shattered the front splash guard on my Sentra hitting a raccoon. Didn't careen into anything though. Deer I get being a major hazard, but a racoon? Hitting something that size isn't going to make you lose control of the vehicle unless you panic.

@voodoo1, I'm with you man, rip up those Mexican roads. It's amazing how many legal experts and nagging mothers come out of the woodwork whenever speeding on public roads comes up :crackup: Go ahead everyone, tell me I've been a naughty boy, I'm a menace to society, and that I'm going to jail...

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Shift shift shift your gears Neatly down the street Manual manual manual manual Stick shift can't be beat

Gooch jokes are a perineal favorite.