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Somebody’s ‘bout to get a flesh wound.

Henry Ford’s first working internal combustion engine prototype was built on top of his kitchen sink. His wife Clara poured gasoline into the chamber while he operated the crank. I wonder if this is where the term “everything but the kitchen sink” came from.

Benjamin Franklin did experiments with electricity. Ok, you already knew that. He did experiments with Leyden jars. In some of these experiments he would connect the jars and line them up in rows and columns. They reminded him of a battalion of cannons, also known as a battery. See where this is...

When you think about it, the kid is in the same age group as the sissies we complain about. Oh Lord what have we done?!?!?

One fridge door opening away from cat-astrophe

Must’ve been a real interesting day. The day they trained that K9.

They don’t need no stinkin’ DST. Now that we’ve ”sprung forward” they’ll be all over me at five minutes to eight.

I can vouch for the accuracy of this meme. Two German Shepherds who lock in on me 5 minutes to 7 every evening.

Could also be Aeronautics 101

Yeah, but don’t ask about the emissions.

Who’s gonna buck up and tell them they spelled GRAMMAR wrong? Twice.

Forget the grovelling…if you can get her speaking those last four words on video you will be a hero amongst men.