Random thoughts.......................

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Side hustles are not hustles, they're just badly paid overtime.

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In police procedural shows a famous guest star is nearly always the guilty one.

 

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The ultimate biological weapon is stupid people.

 

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With the amount of people that are lactose intolerant, it’s almost like we were never meant to drink cow milk.

Eat the Ice Cream !!!

 

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Pro tip: Drinking a lot of water before you nap can serve as a natural alarm clock.

 

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The only difference between a collector and a hoarder is a theme.

 

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At some point others stopped congratulating you when you pooped. At some point, that’s likely to begin again.

 

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Peter Piper couldn’t have picked a peck of pickled peppers since peppers are pickled after they are picked.

 

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People laugh at strange animal mating rituals, but nothing is as hilarious as what some humans do to try to attract a mate.

 

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Having a net worth of $0 makes you richer than a lot of people.

 

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What’s the difference between a “cotton pickin “ minute and a “dad gum” minute?

 

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A burp is more polite than a fart, but if you smell the burp it's worse.

 

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Microwaves never come with a subtract 30 seconds button.

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