Random thoughts.......................

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Tradition is the peer pressure from dead people.

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Treadmills are human hamster wheels.

 

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Boiling is frying with water instead of oil.

 

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The 77th bottle of beer on the wall is the biggest mouthful to take down and pass around.

 

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Car chase scenes are going to sound a lot less exciting once they start using electric cars.

 

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Tall people can hide their bald spots better than short people.

 

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We are very lucky that bugs are small, imagine dog sized cockroaches.

 

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Since he only has four digits per hand, Mickey Mouse can't give anyone the middle finger.

 

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Toothpaste is an enigma, a new tube runs out fast, a nearly empty tube lasts for weeks.

 

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Getting laid and getting laid off are vastly different experiences.

 

[Redcruzer]

Getting laid and getting laid off are vastly different experiences.

Yes, but your getting screwed either way.

 

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A hangover is your body's way of telling you to go to your room and think about what you did.

 

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Iron chloride, which according to Wikipedia, is a compound used in sewage treatment, is technically FeCl matter.

 

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Grape drinks don’t taste like grapes at all. They taste like purple.

 

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Cavemen never had to deal with the recurring nightmare of showing up to high school naked.

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