You know you drive a S550 Mustang when...

[IPOGT]

When you tense up and hold your breath when entering/exiting parking lots and driveways hoping the splitter doesn’t drag for the hundredth time.

Yup, looks like they stuffed surplus Police Inteceptor LED’s in the housings.

 

[Briebee72]

When you go to the gas station and see the 1,98 97 octane that has a 25 cent loyalty discount and you could be filing up with 1.73 gas but you cant because you will loose your man card and the octane police will jump out of the forums and say you are a mustang engine murderer. So you cave and put the 93 in at 3 bucks a gallon. Pump gas stress its real dont judge.

 

[IvanCRF]

when you gotta warn people it's gonna be really loud

 

[S7N]

When you start the car every morning at 5am for work with the garage doors shut but know deep inside the neighbors still here and hate you. Damn Roush Axle back & Xpipes

 

[XS]

When you can't go a month without a lookie lou commenting, "glad to see you got a manual", or "should have got a manual", depending on what you have.

 

[XS]

I had a guy who drives a beat ass econobox shake his head when I told him I got the 10-speed. I asked him why, and he had nothing to say.

Pfft hahaha! Man, people are just amazing..

 

[Stang55]

When you look at your speed and read "ground speed" or when you put it in Sport Plus and that puts a smile on your face

 

[13GetThere]

When every time I go for a drive with the wife, somebody wants to race.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

When every time I go for a drive with the wife, somebody wants to race.

Tell her to race when you aren't riding with her.

 

[Michael_vroomvroom]

... when it's sunny outside (yeah, Spain!), your window is rolled down, the road ahead is clear, and the width of your smile increases proportionally with the RPM and exhaust sound.

 

[Briebee72]

LOL is that Conan with Arnold? how does that relate to the saying? IM old I just dont understand memes any more LOL

 

[jwt]

General: What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

 

[SpeedLu]

I read that in Ahnald's accent...

 

[Maglin]

When you say "I'm sorry" to your neighbors every night cold starting the 5.0 at 2330 (11:30).

Walk outside to take the trash out. Noticed it must have rained dirt last night and procced to wash your car. (forgetting to put the trash to the curb)

after exiting 40-50mph construction zones and get to hammer it at 7k rpm back to the 65-75mph speed limit. (I have the Ford By Borla exhaust)

When Scat Pack Chargers feel the need to do a ricer fly by on the high way. (This is happened twice to me. I'm older and don't fall for that trap. A cop is always just ahead of you in this situation)

Edit: I forgot. When your good buddy with a built 408 LS Trailblazer SS with a dyno sheet saying 562HP AT THE TIRES still refuses to race your stock 5.0. :(

 

[Linkster1666]

You drop it into Sport and wait to slow for the red light, just for the exhaust note.