Scraped the bottom off a speed bump

[Bikeman315]

There's a 98.4912432% chance everything is fine.

Can you please post your calculation? I came up with something different.

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[NoVaGT]

Can you please post your calculation? I came up with something different.

Simple;

The square root of sarcasm, divided by apple pie.

 

[Bikeman315]

Simple;

The square root of sarcasm, divided by apple pie.

Damn, so that was my error. I used peach pie.

 

[NoVaGT]

Damn, so that was my error. I used peach pie.

Forgot....ya gotta add in the height of the speed bump, measured in cubits.

 

[Blue_Stang]

Volvo S60Rs have a bracket under the exhaust that bends up and back if it gets hung up on a speed bump, which takes out the drive shaft that's like an inch above it. That puts you out about $600 used and was so common it got the name "EBD-Exhaust Bracket of Death" in the Volvo community....lol. The "EBD delete" It the first mod everyone recommends to R newbs. Sooooo glad we don't have to worry about that!

 

[ORRadtech]

Wait, weren't we talking about speed bumps? But, I'll play along:

I was into hand washing and avoiding crowds years before it was cool.

Every meal since March has been made at home.

I wear a P100 gas mask (which I've had for years) at work.

We haven't been to any social gatherings.

My downfall will be all the steering wheels I lick.

And I thought we had started talking about % chance of damage.

For steering wheels I reccomend wiping with alchohol before licking, my preference would be Jamison.

 

[wilkinda65]

Simple;

The square root of sarcasm, divided by apple pie.

Are you related to Joe Biden?

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