Scientists Confirm Link Between BMW Ownership And Being An Asshole

[Nanashii]

Scientists Confirm Link Between BMW Ownership And Being An Asshole

Changing lanes at the last second, being in the wrong lane on every roundabout, and, failing to indicate every damn time. Is this what you think of when you think of a BMW driver? Not to mention their complete inability to display other emotions than smugness. Well fear not your blatant sweeping generalisations are true.

Scientists at the Dutch Institute of Science have discovered the key. The s02 gene, located deep in the anus, is responsible. After studying the genetic blueprints of over 400 BMW drivers the scientists discovered they shared this remarkable little gene.

‘We have long theorised that BMW drivers are complete and utter assholes, but now at least we have the scientific data to back it up’, stated researcher Smorg Van Baarg, who drives a Saab.

So no longer can we judge these drivers as simply being incredibly smug assholes but we must be patient with them for it is a genetic disease which one day we may be able to cure.

:lol:

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[15COPP]

That's good right there lol

 

[Twin Turbo]

I must be the exception to the rule

 

[15COPP]

Like that too.

 

[Highwayman]

Disagree here in CA.

I can without a doubt confirm the biggest Asshole drivers are driving Priuses. The first half need to mansize their purchase to everyone else on the road with em by tailgating, speeding in school zones, cutting people off just to get in front of em, general douchebag driving in going nowhere CA traffic.

And the other half find it completely acceptable to drive a slow pace in the fast lane (usually keeping pace with Rigs at 55 in a 70)......

And these idiots are "Saving the World from the rest of us"....

 

[mc lane]

Looks like i have a multiple split personality
BWM Z4 35i
Chrysler 300C 5,7
Ford Ranger LTD
Mustang 5.0 Fastback soon...

 

[1320']

So far the biggest asshole drivers in my opinion (there are exceptions to all of these)

Prius
Honda CRZ
Lifted Fullsize Diesel's
Ford Raptor

and for some reason people with mid 2000's Lincolns/Buicks...seriously..

 

[REDHRSE]

I saw the thread, laughed and had to read it.
its true in most cases but not all. I've met some cool "Beamers".
Funny though

 

[MELLOWYELLOW06]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Im not an a$$hole!!!

 

[1320']

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Im not an a$$hole!!!

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Im not an a$$hole


-Asshole

I'm kidding, I'm kidding I promise! All in good fun

 

[m4a1mustang]

Over 7 months with my BMW and the turn signals are still working. Maybe I should take it in for service. ;)

 

[1320']

Over 7 months with my BMW and the turn signals are still working. Maybe I should take it in for service. ;)

I think in this case it's due to the Turn Signal Actuator Control Unit working properly. Has not yet suffered an anal-cranial inversion.

 

[m4a1mustang]

Hopefully my service advisor can help me with that.

 

[Diode Dynamics]

My dad's a really nice guy and happens to drive a 2011 E92 M3 Comp. package

My older brother though....325XI (he drives like a real asshole) lol

So Idk...they need to dig a bit deeper

Nick C.

 

[ScottsGT]

Looks like i have a multiple split personality
BWM Z4 35i
Chrysler 300C 5,7
Ford Ranger LTD
Mustang 5.0 Fastback soon...

Oh man, you really need to seek professional help.

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