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"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride". Woman who I used to work with wore that one out every time she heard someone say "I wish".

When my great grandmother referred to someone as being Naive she would say, "He/She's so green the cows would eat him/her". Always loved that one.

And of course my good friend resting in Tennessee, Phil Elder (RIP brother) when someone would question something he had said he'd reply, "I guaran-damn-tee it" stated in his strong brogue.
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Courtesy of a former coworker from West Virginny when referring to a female with a nice booty...

“Look at the shitter on that critter!”
I have a co-worker who uses that all the time. Sometimes I have to question his vision though :)
 

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If it doesn't fit, get a bigger hammer.

(refers to percussive maintenance)
 

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Your mouth goes like a duck's ass. (Someone who talks too much).
Hell you're like a bear with a sore ass. (Someone who is grumpy).
You look like ten miles of bad road. (Someone who doesn't look so good).
You're as smooth as a farmer's lane. (Someone who thinks they are methodic, or smooth with the women but are very rough).
You're about as sharp as a marble.
If you put both your brains together it would rattle like a BB in a box car. (Talking to two people).
You're a couple sandwiches shy of a picnic. (Not all together there).
Dude, you are gayer than a picnic basket. (For the record, I have nothing against gays).
You're a load that should've been swallowed.
I'm giving you my two day notice, I'm quitting TO-DAY. (This is a WhiteyDog favorite, which I have done).
Why make one miserable when you can make a few happy. (Referring to women/relationships).
If, if, if, IF your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle.
Do you have any (whatever nationality you are) in you? No? Do you want some? (Talking to a woman you want to bang).
You got a face that could stop a herd of charging buffalo.
You have the personality of a rattlesnake.
 

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A few I've heard over the years:

Go take a long walk on a short pier.
(when some one stumbles) Have nice trip, see you next fall.
Use your head for more than a hat rack.
If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his a** when he jumps.
 

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I'd give you a sign but you couldn't read it

Buy em books and buy em books and all they do is chew on the covers

Can't take sh** and make apple butter it still tastes the same
 

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If we had some gin we could have gin and tonic if we had some tonic.
 
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If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his a** when he jumps.
This made me think of this awesome quote from Michael Keaton in the awesome 80's movie "Gung Ho"

 

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Why does a dog licks his balls?



Cause he can
 

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"That's more screwed up than a football bat" That's the non offensive version.
 

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When something it awesome.. We say.. (flashier than rat with a gold tooth)
 

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or when something s made to big or extremely worn out... (it's like a dick in a shirt sleeve)
 

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for people who bring up something super random i like to tell them "i like peanut butter. can you swim?"

for people who are painfully obvious "in related news, water is wet."
 

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-His train don't stop at this station.
-That's a special kind of stupid.
-I can't find my butt with both hands today.
-That probably made you feel like a pig turd on a chicken farm.
-That's smooth as frog's hair.
-........and there it was: bigger than Dallas.
-That dude is so slick he can tell someone to go to hell and they'd look forward to the trip.
-He's all hat and no cattle.
-Treat that like a broken rubber..........don't fuck with it.
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