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AceS550

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Late 1800’s to early 1900’s:

-Horsies vs Automobiles
-Best horseshoes for wet traction
-Just test drove an Automobile, has no soul, feels too mechanical
-Cast vs forged horseshoes
-Just traded my horsies for an Automobile, will post pics after I draw them
-Changing values with Horsescan
-1 inch vs 2 inch horseshoe spacers?





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CJJon

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Aftermarket bit needed for race horse?

Anyone own a gelding?

Why did you get a Mustang instead of a Mule?

Faster furlong times

Feeding timothy grass leads to loose manure.

Funny sound coming from my stallion.

Anyone know any good horse traders in Dodge City?

New Beast of Burden Time: What would you replace your horse with?

Do the legs of a running horse come off the ground all at once?

I thought this was a horse forum, why all the jackass talk?
 

LxMike

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Do you keep your horse in a barn or pasture

What do you feed your horse and why

How long do you keep you horses till you get another one

What color horse do you like best

How fast have you been on your horse

What was your first horse

Covered wagon or open

Post up pics of your farm

Anyone know a good Doctor close by

What wood burns best to heat my cabin

Any good places to hunt/fish
 

tcman54

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1. How to best shave your beard by pulling the hairs out with clam shells.

2. How best to clean one's bottom, this is horrifying, lol:

People used leaves, grass, ferns, corn cobs, maize, fruit skins, seashells, stone, sand, moss, snow and water. The simplest way was physical use of one's hand. Wealthy people usually used wool, lace or hemp. Romans were the cleanest.
 

dpAtlanta

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3500 B.C.:
Potters Wheel Forum
"Hmmmmm.... square stone wheels getting better with time and distance. Will this become a problem in the future?"

1978 A.D.:
Investment Forum
"So hear me out... these two clowns at work are starting a new side business selling home fix-it stuff, Bernie and Arthur have both been pedaling 100 shares of stock in their new venture... do you guys think I should waste $20.00.......?"
 
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Shouldn’t zebras be faster, because...stripes?

How do I get weight out of my Clydesdale?

Can Quarterhorses handle curves or should I get a dedicated track horse?

Power adders for bicycles? Increase displacement by 50%!!! #tricycle
 

WD Pro

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My horse has developed a bbq tick.

Which is fastest, horse or camelro ?

WD :like:
 

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do I have to feed my horse Mrs. Grurthrie's certified oats or will I lose my warranty?

do cocaine leaves in the feedbag help my ET on the quarter mile rail? How do I prevent my horse from having a heart-attack after only 3 or 4 passes?

does anyone have a fix for kicked-up shit while trotting? The missus doesn't like the smell of exhaust and it's unpleasant to scrape off the surry kickplate. Maybe some hoof guards? I saw an advertisment in Wells Fargo fall catalog for DungBlox.
 
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Qcman17

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Why didn't you buy an Arabian horse?

Is your wife jealous of your horse?

Cloth or leather saddle?
 

Cobra Jet

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The first historical rim thread:

I want to upgrade my rim ratio from 58” to 70”; how do I avoid ball chafing, do I need pedal blocks or a taller seat?
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tcman54

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Not going back to far but the size of the thing cracks me up.

Is that a mobile phone your holding or just a brick, lol.

cell-31.jpg
 

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Ridden hard and put away wet often but low mileage still on original horseshoes, is this a good deal?
 

LxMike

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Farm or ranch?

Rifle or pistol?

Do you think this new automobile will ever be popular??
 

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