Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Price and worth are synonyms, but priceless and worthless are opposites.

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[JCFoster]

Some people you can’t help! 100 degrees and 10’ from the shade!

 

[lacanteen]

The Leaning Tower of Pisa is one of the most famous buildings in the world despite the fact that it is a failed project.

 

[Vlad Soare]

The meaning of the word 'whore' depends on the gender of the person using it.
To a man, a whore is a woman who sleeps with other men, but not with him.
To a woman, a whore is a woman who's more attractive to men than she is.

 

[lacanteen]

It's completely normal to put ketchup on your fries, but not on a baked potato.

 

[lacanteen]

We just assume that the inside of plastic sandwich bags are clean.

 

[lacanteen]

The only reason air is free is because there’s no cost effective way to charge for it.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

The only reason air is free is because there’s no cost effective way to charge for it.

Just get people hooked on scuba diving or wait for them to give up looking for service stations with free air for tires.

 

[gone_n_60]

I'm still trying to figure out why they put 10 hot dogs in a package, but only 8 hot dog buns in a package.

it was the bakers of buns lobby that did that!

 

[gone_n_60]

"I Wish There Was A Way To Know You’re In The Good Old Days Before You've Actually Left Them.”
Andy Bernard - The Office

At a certain place in your life (if not now, you'll know it when it happens) we all realize the pure gold in this quote.

 

[lacanteen]

People squint their eyes to hear better and turn down their music to see better.

 

[lacanteen]

Somehow the universal symbol for letting others know you’re in a public restroom stall was accepted as a sniffle.

 

[lacanteen]

You can basically violate any culture's cuisine by putting ketchup on it.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

You can basically violate any culture's cuisine by putting ketchup on it.

Huh? French Fries are as American as it gets and they only exist so you don't need a spoon to eat ketchup.

 

[gone_n_60]

Huh? French Fries are as American as it gets and they only exist so you don't need a spoon to eat ketchup.

not sure if they are just American, in Europe they serve them "pomme frites" but with Mayo. Eeech!
;-(

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