Random thoughts.......................

[Sivi70980]

You might not be aware of it, but your dog has trained you to do a few tricks too

Completely agree!! Snout bumps me all the time and gets me to play with him, feed him, let him outside...

 

[lacanteen]

Completely agree!! Snout bumps me all the time and gets me to play with him, feed him, let him outside...

Yep, I have a cat and a dog that won't leave me alone until I give them their "dad's home from work" treats.

 

[SL8888]

Yep, I have a cat and a dog that won't leave me alone until I give them their "dad's home from work" treats.

I’m going to have to give that a try with my Wife, “come here girl, now sit, good girl”..
I’ll let you guys know how that works out for me….

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I’m going to have to give that a try with my Wife, “come here girl, now sit, good girl”..
I’ll let you guys know how that works out for me….

Damn! I shouldn't have thrown my Ouija board away.

 

[Sivi70980]

I’m going to have to give that a try with my Wife, “come here girl, now sit, good girl”..
I’ll let you guys know how that works out for me….

We'll start a gofundme for the hospital bills.

 

[1emglenn]

If you've got my back, how the hell am I going to stand on my own?

 

[lacanteen]

Old age isn’t finding your cell phone in the fridge. Old age is having to check the fridge when your cell phone is missing, because you can’t rule it out.

 

[lacanteen]

We have over 50 euphemisms for boobs but no word for the day after tomorrow.

 

[lacanteen]

Anything recommended by a stoned person is highly recommended.

 

[lacanteen]

Was thinking about painting a blue square in the backyard so that Google Earth thinks we have a pool.

 

[lacanteen]

I'm not bragging or anything but I just completed that new 14 day diet in 27 minutes!

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I'm not bragging or anything but I just completed that new 14 day diet in 27 minutes!

I remember my high school buddy bragging his car could do a quarter mile in 10 seconds. Didn't have the heart to tell him my stock VW bug didn't need anywhere near a quarter mile to get to 10 seconds.

 

[Sivi70980]

I remember my high school buddy bragging his car could do a quarter mile in 10 seconds. Didn't have the heart to tell him my stock VW bug didn't need anywhere near a quarter mile to get to 10 seconds.

This melted my brain this morning.

 

[lacanteen]

Boobs are proof men can concentrate on two things at once.

 

[lacanteen]

I saw an ad this morning for discounted bookmarks, 2 for $3.00. Wouldn't it be cheaper to just use a $1 bill as a bookmark?