MEME THREAD 2.0 - NO POLITICS OR ANYTHING YOU WOULDNT WANT YOUNG KIDS TO SEE [READ THE WARNING]

[CarmeloS]

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[martinjlm]

This is NOT a joke. I REALLY got this from a car stealership!!!!

Hi _______,
My name is __________, I'm Sales Professional here at Carbone Subaru.
I am just checking to see if you still own your _________.
According to our records , you should have a lot of equity. Once again the new rates on the ______
The New Subaru's have been totally updated, and full of new technology and safety.
They are built on the all new Global Platform which is 70% Stronger and much quieter.
I would like to invite you in to drive and see one.
If I can be of assistance, please reach out to me!

Thank You

The biggest problem is anyone stupid enough to fall for that won’t have a strong enough credit rating to actually buy anything.

 

[TrackMeisterWannabe]

Welcome to the craps page of this thread.

 

[Duece McCracken]

Welcome to the craps page of this thread.

Did you just declare a war against roller cooked Taquitos?

 

[Decosse]

 

[Paddles]

Could be worse.
Here you can risk arrest and also any number of pathogens at the same time

 

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[lacanteen]

 

[69mach1-395]

Just like my wife, lol

 

[TrackMeisterWannabe]

Did you just declare a war against roller cooked Taquitos?

No, this is page 711. Craps...

 

[Nightmonkey]

 

[Duece McCracken]

No, this is page 711. Craps...

Yes, I was making a 7-Eleven joke off your gambling reference.

 

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